Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Cool Moms Give BJ's, Not Cookies

Silivia Johnson, 40, just wanted to be a "cool mom" when she held sex parties at her house and screwed around with her kid's friends. Finally, after years of social exclusion, she feels the parties made her part of the in-crowd. Um, don't expect any invites to the neighborhood potluck in the near future Mrs. Johnson.

Oh it's not like you won't be invited because parents think what you did was wrong, Mrs. Johnson. Instead, they will be jealous. Every time their little Johnny does something wrong and he is due for a spanking, they'll have to hear: "But Mrs. Johnson's spanks are so much hotter! Why can't you be cool like her?"

The bitch.

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