Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Three Types of Gays

Forget femme, queen, butch, daddy, etc. When it comes to gays and lesbians, there are only three kinds. And according to researcher Wayne Brekhus it all comes down to their living habits. Take note of the three types of gays so you are prepared next time you go gay-watching at the local cruising point or park:
Those that live, work and socialize in almost exclusively gay circles; those that live and work in conventional suburban settings but travel to urban centers for gay relationships; and integrators, which live and work in the suburbs and have low-key gay social and sexual activities.

Which just goes to prove the point, when you live among heteros you grow increasingly boring. This is probably why we lose so many lesbians to the dark side (suburbs) never to be seen again.

In any case, realtors in Wisconsin have discovered gay people live in houses!

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