Wednesday, September 21, 2005

We Won War on Terror

Yes! It's true. The War on Terror is no longer that high of a priority for the FBI or Attorney General Gonzalez. If it was, why would they be diverting agents from that war to the WAR ON PORN? Perhaps they just gave up on terror after seeing the government's ability to respond to Katrina. Or perhaps the Bush Administration is just desperate to keep their freakish base of Christian conservatives happy in an effort to counter the low approval numbers it is facing. Of course, this squad will NOT focus on kiddie porn. Instead, it will be policing the homes of private consenting adults. So beware when you click and touch your dick!

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