Indictment? What indictment? President Bush, in a completely non-transparent non-political move (you can laugh now), will nominate a white conservative Italian anti-everything dude to the Supreme Court today at 8 AM EST. Of course the move to nominate 3rd Circuit Appeals Court Judge Samuel Alito for the U.S. Supreme Court has nothing to do with Scooter's indictment and everything to do with shoring up the conservative base for... Oh, wait! It has everything to do with the Scooter.
Earlier today Scooter was heard to have been wandering the streets asking passing tourists, "Why won't Dick ride me anymore?" Well, the administration has something new to ride baby, and his name is Sam.