Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Oh (Gay) Canada!

Last night while we were all trying to figure out who hell this Johnny guy is, Canada legalized gay marriage. Those Canadians...they're always so sneaky!

Canada is now the 4th country in the world to legalize gay marriage, therefore continuing the "gay agenda" of taking over the world.

4 down, 189 to go.

Canada slips it in while US is watchin' Johnny

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Still Could Be Right About Supremes

Why do we doubt ourselves? According to ABCNews, Clement is not the pick of Bush! So long Edith. Turns out we may be right after all.

Well, maybe we should just wait till 9 PM like everyone else.

Sadly Speaks for Itself (and our country)

Bush pic from press conference earlier today:

Monday, July 18, 2005

Meet Your New SCOTUS Justice

We've received reports from gays close to the right-wing insider meetings that occur every week at Grover Norquist's American's for Tax Reform that right-wing activists close to the President are going to recommend that he nominate a black woman for Supreme Court Justice. They believe Democrats will have a harder time attacking a black woman, even if she is a wolf in sheep's clothing. And that leaves us with:

JANICE ROGERS BROWN

That's right, we are going with that prediction and sticking with it. You remember JRB, right? You know, the woman that the gang of 14 so stupidly promoted. Some say she is worse than Scalia and Thomas, if that is possible.

And all indications are this is the way Bush will go. Laura Bush has been going around practically foreshadowing a female pick. The Hotline recently gave a presentation and predicted Bush would pick a divisive individual like Brown.

The Post reports that GOP allies believe the President will make a pick this week.

This could turn out worse than the Situation with Tucker Carlson!

*Note: PoliBoi Rusty did most of the investigative reporting and sleeping-around for this post.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Condi v. Hillary

Since the Presidential election is right around the corner (it's only 3 1/2 more years people!!), it's time to talk about the hottest woman-on-woman action DC has ever seen (well...the closest I as a gay boy will ever see to woman-on-woman action anyway).

The latest Hotline/Westhill Partners Poll shows that people think Hillary would be a tougher President than Condi. Personally I agree. Condi may bring out the domintrix gear every once in a while, but can she really whoop someone's ass? I doubt it.

Beautiful Headlines

Leave it to the "copy and pasters" at 365gay.com to come up with the best headline of the year:
Gay Democrats Call For Rove's Head

Sure, we've heard the rumors that Rove is gay and all, but isn't this taking it a bit too far? Plus, when you look down is that really what you want to see? Anyway, as soon as I heard that Rove was running a 1-900 sex line with lover Jeff Gannon, I disconnected my phone. I never thought to actually call.

There goes my appetite...

UnGay for a Sec


So, recieved a message from MoveOn.org yesterday. I deleted it like I normally do. Ok, they spam my mailbox like every day. Anyway, they are doing this protest at the White House at 2:30 P today focusing on Karl Rove. While that is good and all, I couldn't help but laugh at the serious suggestion at the end of the email:
P.S. If you want to come dressed up in costume as a spy and protest the media will love that. Think: trench coat, sunglasses and a little nametag that says, "Spy."

At first I thought it was a joke. But now I know that coming in drag for a serious protest just will not be appropriate. Unless, I'm in drag with a trench coat!

And we wonder why we continue to lose...

UPDATE: Jeff Gannon is even getting into drag for the event...

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Things We Don't Want to Know


It turns out that when Sir Ian McKellen takes off his clothes and lets his senior gay boobs sag for the night, he only has one thing on his mind: British football player David Beckham. Look how he gushes over the guy:
David Beckham is a beautiful man. He's got a nice smile. I spoke to him at a party. He's a gay icon and I know he likes it.

Did we really need to know this? Well, there goes another fantasy to stroke the poke with. Guess it's back to trolling on the webcam.

More too much information...

The Other Witch from the West, The Good One

New Paltz Mayor Jason West, not to be confused with closet-case Jim West in Spokane, is no longer going to face 24 misdemeanors counts for marrying same-sex couples in New York State. All charges have been dropped.

In other news, we are still trying to locate where the hell New Paltz is on mapquest.

Putting village on map...

Back in the Marriage Game

California has revived, resuscitated, fanned back to life, the same-sex marriage bill that recently died in the CA Assembly. Should we prepare for state capitol burnings now too?

CA says I do...

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

What Would Jesus Do?

Churches in Virginia are burning for loving the gays.

So, what would Jesus do?

Well, if you're gay and you go to church, "Christian" whackos believe that Jesus would burn you! To Hell with charity, tolerance and love. Burn baby, burn!

Now imagine if every person angry at some Christian denomination's decision started burning churches down? There would be a lot ash fucking, that's for sure.

Literal meaning of fag...

30 Years, Word

After thirty years of dating and premarital sex, the first same-sex couple has married in Spain! Now their fucking is ok in the eyes of God.

In fact, we actually hear it was a shotgun wedding. One of them is visibly pregnant. Or does that gut just come with marriage. For the sake of my figure, forget Spain.

In other news, the couple immediately went shopping at Ikea.

Thirty years later...

Monday, July 11, 2005

Task Force: Leave Our Bi Guys Alone

The Task Force is out there defending our bisexuals from the so-called liberal media at the New York Times:
"We remain stunned that the New York Times Science section would carry such a shoddy, sensationalistic and downright insulting story. It — and the profoundly flawed 'study' it purports to cover — are laced with biased premises, misstatements and inaccuracies. It equates sexual orientation with sexual arousal, as supposedly measured by a crude device — considered highly suspect by researchers — in the hands of an individual with a long history of controversial research. It defames the truth in the lives and loves of millions of bisexual men. The Times should be ashamed."

We continue to love the passion at the Task Force.

Bixsexuality does exist, honest...

I Love to Hear You Whimper

Sandra Day O'Connor had no use for gay activists, but she was torn on gay rights issues when the cases involved people she considered to be "victims" of the law. Oh, how the High Queen loved to wield her power. Help the little people Sandra, help us!

In any case, an analysis of her gay rights decisions yields a mixed legacy.

Sandy Day kinda likes gay...

Red Cross is No Blood Expert

Giving up on changing the FDA's ban on blood donations from sexually active gay men, college students are now targeting the Red Cross. Students would like to change the Red Cross' policy stance on gay men giving blood. In the past, the Red Cross has attended FDA hearings to voice its support of such bans. Of course, we all know that when you get gay blood you inevitably become gay.

Bloody good time...

On The Beat

Take that terrorists! The guy leading the charge to find the terrorists responsible for London's transit bombings is a big homo. We're glad to have him on our side. We always knew that it would come down to the gays to win the war on terrorism. If only Bush would heed this lesson.

More lessons on terrorism...

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Metro Alert



That lady in the front row looks suspicious.

Jacko and the Chocolate Factory


Michael Jackson/Johnny Depp? Yes! The connection has been found. The missing link discovered.

News reports have been spreading that Depp is using Jackson as his inspiration for the character of Willy Wonka in the soon-to-be-released film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The same accusations arose when Finding Neverland came out.

Let's be clear, Jackson is a freak, Depp just plays one on TV. What is with all the pedophile news today, anyway?

The missing link...

Too Much Time on Hands

Conservatives are freaking out that out of more than 100 volunteers for San Francisco Pride, two (set-up coordinator and basic volunteer) are convicted pedophiles. What's more, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed the event, which clearly means he endorses pedophiles, right? No.

First of all, the way these events are put together, I am sure that a background check is not run on unpaid volunteers, especially when their job is not related to working with youth. Second, I am sure the Governor does not have the time either. But as one conservative points out:
Said Smith: "I told [the staff member] it is reprehensible that Schwarzenegger, a professed Catholic and so-called Republican, would put the special rights of perverts above the protection of innocent children."

Right. Catholics. Clean record there. The Governor is such a pedophile lover. Perhaps conservatives should spend their time running background checks on their church leaders who have contact with youth. Isn't that where the last outbreak was?

More conservative bullshit...

Wicked Witch Spam Released

Jim West, Wicked Witch of the West, continues his reign today. Though, not without all his spam mail being released. On top of proving he improperly used city resources, this information was also released:
Besides the e-mails to Moto-brock, the Mayor also addressed e-mails concerning a proposed gay district. Over and over again, West wrote he was not in support of the idea. Dozens of people also e-mailed him about the city extending benefits to domestic partners, he wrote to several, saying he planned to veto the ordinance if it was passed by city council.

Enough. Enough. Enough. Someone throw some water on the girl and end the misery.

West rides her broom again...

Gay Novel ReRelease

A book party will be thrown by the GLBT Historical Society to celebrate the rerelease of Song of the Loon. It is said the novel inspired only one porn, but read the description below and form your own judgment:
Originally published in 1966 by Greenleaf Classics, "Song of the Loon" is a lusty gay frontier romance that tells the story of Ephraim MacIver, a 19th-century outdoorsman, and his travels through the American wilderness, where he meets a number of characters who share with him stories, wisdom and homosexual encounters.

Porns in the woods? Yeah, there's only been one of those.

Read more about the party...

Blow, Baby, Blow


Make a wish Georgie...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Subversive Status-Quo

If you need any proof that gays will never be able to please religious conservatives, you need only read opinionette Sharon Hughes' column. Apparently Sharon is pissed off that Pride parades no longer feature gyrating crotches and multiple drag queens. Now they feature gay families that are almost...well..."normal". Oh GOD! Sharon says that this means the gay agenda will soon be fully realized. And yes, I sodomized her child last night. HOT!

And here we thought Log Cabin Republicans hated themselves all this time. Not at all, they have been the most radical of us all.

Can't win conservatives...

Gay FX

Tonight on FX's 30 Days, a straight conservative ventures into Castro to live with a gay man. While this will all be entertaining to see how it plays out, it must be noted that the religious conservative is awfully cute. Okay, he is hott. Ooops! Just sprayed my shorts. Anyway, be sure to tune in and watch.

Conservatives can actually be hot...

Rove Nazi Queen


We generally do not like to feed into gossip, but anyone that can insinuate that Karl Rove is a Gay Republican Nazi (yes, there is some redundancy in that description), knows how to push our buttons. Oh, and he hates the CIA.

Rove's gay old party...

The Gay Grill

No, it's not Jeffrey Dahmer, but 365gay.com reports that any nominee to the Supreme Court will face a "gay grilling". Perhaps it's just a new position that we have not tried yet. Screwing on hot coals? Who knows. Anyway, I got the BBQ sauce and am ready to baste. Yum!

The gay grill...

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

GLAAD Censor

Well, now that GLAAD complained and we most likely will never get to see ABC's Welcome to the Neighborhood, we can get a sense of what it is actually like from WaPo TV columnist Lisa de Moraes. And from what she had to say in response to a live chat question, we are sad we won't be able to see the show anymore:
Potomac, Md.: In re: today's column about ABC's cancelled reality show "The Neighborhood": Why was this show even considered, let alone made? Three Caucasian Christian Republican families sitting in judgment over who would move in next door? This isn't a reality show, it's a nightmare. I saw the promo for it last week and I was stunned. It's 2005 and this kind of (expletive deleted) still goes on. The only way I see this show airing is if it's edited down to a 2- hour special against prejudice.

Lisa de Moraes: Have to disagree with you. The two hours I saw were very interesting. Listening to the residents talk to the camera without seeming to be aware how prejudiced and narrow minded they were was fascinating. And the reactions of the contestants to the residents was interesting. I'm told that one couple decided if they won the house they'd sell it immediately because they did not want to live in that kind of a neighborhood with these people for neighbors. Too bad it wasn't a documentary instead of a contest to win a home. It was the home as prize that tripped up ABC.

Women Opportunities

Pam Anderson's Mom wishes she could join PFLAG sometime soon. Apparently, Anderson's mom thinks her taste in men is so bad she wishes she had been born a lesbian. However, the most surprising revelation from the article:
"I've definitely had opportunities with women. My mum has said that she wished I was gay - I don't think she likes my taste in men," femalefirst quoted Anderson, who was once married to actor Tommy Lee, as saying.

So, bisexuality does exist...

Wicked Witch of the West Hides

Spokane Mayor Jim West, the Gay Pariah, is keeping a low profile since his public outing. Members of the City Council say it is awkward to work with him. West cannot even bring himself to attend ribbon cutting ceremonies anymore. The message is crystal clear: The bigot should resign.

Wicked Witch continues her reign...

Biophobia

The New York Times has published an article today regarding a study that questions the existence bisexuality. And apparently it has some anonymous sources to back up its study:
"You're either gay, straight or lying," as some gay men have put it.

Right, I hear that slogan at the gay pride parade every year. So, anyway. In related news, who cares?

Biway to gaydom found...

Time to Convert

The United Church of Christ is now officially backing same-sex marriage. The sky has not fallen. The apocalypse has not come. Enough said.

Reason to convert...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Give a Mouse a Cookie

GLAAD didn't intend to be a meanie, honest! No, it just asked ABC to go back to the drawing board when it came to their new show, Welcome to the Neighborhood:

A NOTE REGARDING WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD: In late June, GLAAD expressed concerns to ABC about the structure of Welcome to the Neighborhood and the fact that unchecked prejudice and discrimination in the first few episodes sent a problematic message to those who would not invest the full six hours in the series. This message clearly was not the intent of the producers. To meet our concerns, ABC invited GLAAD to view the entire six-hour series to witness the transformation that occurs, and it is indeed moving.

ABC acknowledged the series' structural challenges and informed us that they would look at ways of addressing them. We were hopeful they would find a solution that would address our mutual concerns. The network's decision to shelve the show indefinitely was unexpected.

Contrary to characterizations in some media outlets, GLAAD did not ask ABC to remove, or to consider removing, Welcome to the Neighborhood from its schedule.

We remain hopeful that ABC will be able to address the series' structural issues and allow viewers to experience these remarkable families' moving journey toward understanding and acceptance.

GLAAD is so sad...

Our 2 Cents (Pt II)

Oh! So apparently HRC did send a message out to someone. Perhaps on their email listserv? This is what I get for refusing to sign-up:
“Justice Sandra Day O’Connor has a long and distinguished record as a consensus builder in a closely divided court. Justice O’Connor’s retirement is a clarion call to every American that our rights are in grave danger. The loss of Justice O’Connor’s moderate voice is a serious threat to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender rights, to women’s rights and to protections for racial, ethnic and religious minorities. We must all come together to fight for a replacement who follows in the justice’s tradition.

“During her time on the court, Justice O’Connor became increasingly supportive of equal rights for all Americans. Her concurring opinion in Lawrence v. Texas recognized the basic equality of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people under law. In opinions in First Amendment cases she protected the constitutional wall between church and state. Justice O’Connor also voted to uphold the right to choose and to preserve universities’ right to promote diversity.

“The retirement of this mainstream and fair-minded justice leaves a void on a court that is so closely divided. We need a nominee that all Americans can rally behind. As President Bush and the U.S. Senate consider a replacement on the bench, they should abandon partisanship and seek consensus on a nominee who will protect every American fairly.

“America deserves a fair-minded justice who will recognize every American’s right to equality. As Justice O’Connor retires, there is an opportunity to select another justice who recognizes the fundamental importance of equality under the law and whose decisions will be guided by it. Given the crucial role played by the Supreme Court in the protection of civil rights and civil liberties, the stakes for the country could not be higher.

“President Bush should look to consult with the Senate on a justice who walks in Justice O’Connor’s footsteps of fairness. Her moderate, thoughtful voice on the bench was a positive influence on the court and we hope that her replacement mirrors those qualities.”

365gay.com copy-paste job...

Our 2 Cents (Pt I)

According to Wonkette, SDO has already skipped town on a Northwest Airlines flight. In any case, the town is still buzzing about the broad who has foresaken us to the wolves. Here's a Task Force Statement (nothing from HRC yet, but most offices already left for vacation):
Statement by Matt Foreman, Executive Director
National Gay and Lesbian Task Force:

"This is a sad day for the Supreme Court and for America. Justice O'Connor has frequently been an essential vote and voice of reason in crucial decisions involving basic constitutional rights. We call upon President Bush not to capitulate to the demands of extremists, and nominate a successor who will — like Justice O'Connor — be driven by the law, not reactionary ideology.

"We also call upon the president to honor the advice and consent role the Constitution gives the Senate in the nomination and confirmation of Supreme Court nominees, including meaningful consultation with both parties and supporting a thoughtful, deliberate and thorough review of the nominee's record."

The Dear John Letter

Dear President Bush:

"This is to inform you of my decision to retire from my position as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the Untied States, effective upon the nomination and confirmation of my successor.

"It has been a great privilege, indeed, to have served as a member of the Court for 24 terms.

"I will leave it with enormous respect for the integiry of the Court and its role under our constitutional structure."

Sincerely,

Sandra Day O'Connor

Potential Response:

Dear Sandy:

What took you so long? Now the army of compassion can begin its long march towards the Rapture and through America. The Great Evangelical Crusade Begins!

Oh, and now we may be able to overturn that whole ass-fucking thing y'all screwed up for me over there a couple years back.

Yours,

W.

Happy Fourth of July and Kiss Your Rights Goodbye!

Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to leave the Supreme Court. While not a liberal, her departure is not good for liberals at all. The culture war is about to really take off...

Happy 4th of July America!

O'Connor to leave court...