Thursday, February 02, 2006

Just Say No to Drugs Gays!

An eighteen year old who graduated from the New Bedford, MA junior police academy went on a rampage in a gay bar and police are now on the look-out for him. The junior academy is a program "intended to build social skills, self-esteem and self-confidence in children 12 to 14." Well, it seems to have failed in this case.

In horror movie fashion, the attack was described like this:
After finishing the drink and ordering a second one, [the bartender] said, the man moved to the back of the bar, watching a game of pool briefly before taking out a hatchet -- a small ax the size of a hammer, [the bartender] said. "He started swinging the hatchet on top of this customer's head," he said.

Three of the patrons have been hospitalized. Our prayers are with those wounded at Puzzles Lounge, the place of the attack.

Obviously they will never let a drag queen named Lizzie Borden into Puzzles to perform again.

1 comment:

Queer Duck said...

I'm gay, but I still laughed at this story.

Seriously, what the fuck?