Health care crisis? Immigration problems? Competition with China? Iraq war? Iran? North Korea? Katrina clean-up? NAH!
When it comes to the issues, the Senate is focused on only one thing: Distraction. And what better way is there to distract from the real issues than waving a burning rainbow flag? When it comes to avoiding their own incompetence, the Senate knows just who to scapegoat: THE GAYS!
That's right, Bill "I had a real shitty year" Frist is making sure that the Senate focuses on important business this year by bringing an anti-gay marriage amendment to the floor in June. Way to go Fristy! At this rate, by next century we should have a plan for getting out of Iraq, right?