Tuesday, March 07, 2006

New Gay Recruiting Effort in Full Effect

A lesbian at Hood college has a creative way to get that toaster oven all of us gays strive for. You know, the one you get after recruiting 100 breeders to the gay dark side.

Jennifer Jones, a lesbian and college senior, recently won the title of homecoming drag king at hood college. While Jones claims that her winning king represents progress towards equality, we all really know she had her eye on the queen all this time. How did that homecoming king and queen dance finish Jonesey?

Way to go Jones! You win the PoliBois "Recruiter of the Year Award 2006".

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