Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.
What a great story on so many levels. Including this quote:
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told Reuters...
See what sexual oppression does to people! Remember, lightbulbs don't go up people's asses, people put lightbulbs...err...well, something like that. Next time try a gerbil Fateh, old pal.