The bois are back!

WE ARE BACK! Due to popular demand (ok...let's just stop here... i lied... there is no popular demand, i just wanted to start it again...so i'll start over..)

WE ARE BACK! Due to my own demand... polibois is alive again. After a short hiatus (of seven months...whoops) polibois will again be THE place to visit for everything gay.

Please send your flowers and words of congratulations directly to the PoliBois headquarters.

Santorum is Pissed

What's going on???!!! Suddenly, Santorum may not be the Republican most obsessed with ass fucking! Is this a world gone mad or just a world with a Keyes gone mad? So many questions, but this article provides some answers--Hott butt fucking is on the minds of every religous Republican wacko:

NEW YORK -- Illinois Republican Chairman Judy Baar Topinka said Wednesday her party's nominee for U.S. Senate, Alan Keyes, should apologize for his "idiotic" comment vice presidential daughter Mary Cheney and all homosexuals are "selfish hedonists."
But Keyes refused to back down Wednesday, even as Vice President Dick Cheney addressed the Republican National Convention.
"In a homosexual relationship, there is nothing implied except the self-fulfillment, contentment and satisfaction of the parties involved in the relationship," said Keyes, who holds a Ph.D from Harvard University. "That means it is a self-centered, self-fulfilling, selfish relationship that seeks to use the organs intended for procreation for purposes of pleasure. The word pleasure in Greek is hedone and we get the word hedonism from that word."

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Hardball Transcript May Be Better

So we searched endlessly for the CNN transcript of the post-interview with Zell Miller. The man is fucking nuts and they need to send him out more often. What an egomaniac!

Below is an even better transcript from Hard Ball:

MILLER: Get out of my face.
MILLER: If you are going to ask me a question, step back and let me answer.
(LAUGHTER)
MATTHEWS: Senator, please.
MILLER: You know, I wish we...
MILLER: I wish we lived in the day where you could challenge a person to a duel.
MILLER: Now, that would be pretty good.
Don‘t ask me—don‘t pull that...


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Zell is Crazy!!!

Did you get a chance to see Zell Miller get torn a new asshole by CNN's Blitzer, Woodruff and Greenfield? After his rabid convention speech, he gave a mind boggling idiotic interview. Honestly, the Republicans should send him out more often. He does a lot of good for everyone but Republicans.

When Angry Fans Attack

Finally justice was served as protesters attacked Chris Matthews. His screaming must be stopped. For pushing this great humanitarian effort, we applaud this protester CNN.com posted on about on their site:

In one incident Tuesday night, a protester jumped a fence and ran onto a stage being used by MSNBC during a live broadcast of "Hardball."

Host Chris Matthews was on the set with former Environmental Protection Agency chief Christie Todd Whitman, NBC correspondent David Gregory, Newsweek's Howard Fineman and GOP strategist Sheri Annis when the protester leapt onto the stage, ran in front of the camera and charged toward the set.

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Big Tent is Sock in Pants

The Republican Party is playing itself at their own convention as the "big-tent" party this week. Unfortunately, their idea of diversity is black people cleaning the convention floor without someone behind them ready for a lynching.

Proving the new Republic "black" is the gays, a Senate race in Florida was won by appealing to the worst of human nature. Gay bashing reins supreme at the grand ole party

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Jenny and Barbie Do America

After last night's dreadful convention speeach by the Bush twins, it would be hard for us not to make this comparison. With their constant giggling and trashy script, the twins are destined to star in the sequel to the Beavis and Butt-head classic: Beavis and Butt-head Do America

Let's just hope that we will not have to watch these two after November! Didn't they ever hear Nancy Reagan's call to "Just Say No"?

Craig's List Ad: Needs NO Comment

suck you while we watch Republican Convention - 38
Reply to: anon-40703014@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-27, 4:37PM EDT

I want to suck you while we both watch the Republican Convention on TV. I have pics to trade.

RALLY IN DUPONT TONIGHT

There will be a rally against the violence in Dupont tonight at the Circle's Fountain!!!

The rally will be at 7 PM with a March to Annie's afterwards!

OMG!!! NOT GAY BILLY BOB!!!

Good lord! HRC is finally being obvious about the money it wastes as it goes after George W. Bush with a Gay Billy Bob Tractor Trailor that we are not even sure has the word GAY on it! If it does, they are not advertising that fact to the press.

Because you know what, it just makes sense to send a truck around the RNC convention that says "You're Fired." It is just so damn creative and witty. And frankly, it utilizes that angry base of anti-Bush gay rage that is brewing. HELLO!!! GO TO THE VILLAGE AND GIVE THE QUEENS SIGNS!!! Or put drag queens on the bus! DO SOMETHING THAT IS COOL AND INVOLVES OTHERS!!!

The Press Release (it's copied from an email, so deal!):

> From: J Smith <J.Smith@HRC.ORG>> Date: August 27, 2004 11:43:27 AM EDT> To: HRC-GAYPRESS@LISTS.HRC.ORG> Subject: MEDIA ADVISORY: "GEORGE W. BUSH: 'YOU'RE FIRED!'" BILLBOARD > TRUCKS HIT NEW YORK FOR REPUBLICAN CONVENTION>> ________________________________>> MEDIA ADVISORY from the Human Rights Campaign> 1640 Rhode Island Ave., N.W.> Washington, DC 20036-3278> E-mail: hrc@hrc.org> http://www.hrc.org> _________________________________>> For Immediate Release> Friday, Aug. 27, 2004>> Contact: Steven Fisher> Phone: (202) 216-1547> Cell: (202) 431-7608>> Contact: Mark Shields> Phone: (202) 216-1564> Cell: (202) 716-1637>>> "GEORGE W. BUSH: 'YOU'RE FIRED!'" BILLBOARD TRUCKS> HIT NEW YORK FOR REPUBLICAN CONVENTION>> Human Rights Campaign to Launch Truck Caravan at Tuesday Press> Conference>>

WASHINGTON - Four large billboard trucks with the message "George W. Bush: You're Fired" will troll the streets of Manhattan the week of the Republican National Convention. The Human Rights Campaign, the nation's largest gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender political organization, is sponsoring the trucks to highlight the need to defeat George W. Bush in November. President Bush has been the chief advocate for the discriminatory "Federal Marriage Amendment" that would forever ban critical protections for same-sex couples and their children

What: Press conference launching "George W. Bush: You're Fired" truck caravan with photo opportunity of the trucks to follow.

When: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 10:00 a.m.

Where: Warwick Hotel 65 W 54th St. (at Avenue of theAmericas) New York, NY 10019

Who: Cheryl Jacques, President Human Rights Campaign

The Human Rights Campaign is the largest national lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender political organization with members throughout the country. It effectively lobbies Congress, provides campaign support and educates the public to ensure that LGBT Americans can be open, honest and safe at home, at work and in the community.

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OOOOO! They will be trolling the streets! That should get the young hip crowd out there. Isn't trolling just what they avoid every Thursday at Apex?

Deep Throating for Behind

Porn stars everywhere watched in amazement as a German man grew a new jaw in his back. This provides a great marketing potential for new 3some videos and gives new meaning to "taking it from behind."

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Craig's List Ad: Sign Me Up

Does anybody want to SHAVE my hairy ass? - 38
Reply to: anon-40526899@craigslist.orgDate: 2004-08-26, 2:19AM EDT
I'm looking for somebody who's totally into shaving my hairy ass. I want you to work my big bubble-ass into a rich lather and then shave it as close as possible until it's nice and smooth. Then finish off with rubbing down my newly smoothed butt with some lotion.

While the idea does sound really amazing, what are we going to get out of it? Finish off with lotioning your ass? It sounds like a bikini wax gone horribly wrong. And really, do you really want strangers hacking away at your ass with a razor?

Think these things through people!

Straight Special Rights Go On in Oregon

A judge ruled today that a county in Oregon must issue marriage licenses. The county had previously stopped issuing the licenses in the name of equal rights for same-sex couples. The judge apparently feels that the special rights of breeders is more important than equal rights for all.

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Santorum Pissed

It appears that Ricky Santorum will no longer get a chance to see the show "Naked Boys Singing" during the Repub. Convention for a cheap price. The show is off-Broadway and featured discounted tixs to Repubs until some complaines. Still, some did use the special rate.

Conservatives fear that Santorum would have popped one during the show and it would become apparent that there is not much to pop.

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Craig's List Ad Says It All About Personals

A Message to the Guys
Reply to: anon-40467603@craigslist.orgDate: 2004-08-25, 3:05PM EDTGuys: I wouldn't even take the time to comment on this if it hadn't happened to me twice in the past two weeks, thereby, seriously decreasing my interest in the whole Craigslist hook-up phenomenon. Please Please Please, use your own pic when setting up a "meeting". No, in fact, a picture of a latin guy is not going to automatically pass for you if you happen to be latin yourself. I can tell the difference, mainly, that he's hot and you are not. If you don't want to be rejected to your face, use your own g-d pic. One guy sent me a pic that was so obviously not him. I called him out on it when we met and he had the outright gall to deny it. You aren't fooling anyone! Where are the REAL hot guys on this board?

RIGHT ON!

Ankle Biter Represents Risk

Former Senator Max Cleland is a Vietnam vet who has lost three limbs. To the Secret Service, he represents a clear threat. Who knows, he could begin hopping around and biting people's ankles. Anyway, the SS soldiers turned him away when he tried to deliver a letter at George W.'s home in Crawford. The letter that the poor guy wheeled his way through the heat to deliver asked the Prez to condemn the Swift Boat Ads.

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Trust Me, Not My Lawyers

CNN: A legal adviser to the Bush-Cheney campaign resigned Wednesday after revealing that he had also advised the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, the 527 group that has launched a campaign to discredit Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry's military record.

So folks, that proves it! The Bush campaign has no connection to the Swiftees against Kerry. Or, wait a second...

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Annie's Waiter Dead

PoliBois truly hope that it is not the waiter that always calls us "sweeties." Apparently, a waiter from Annie's was killed during a robbery. This is sad, but of course the gays always pull through with a good self-medicated shot:

Television news van antennas were ubiquitous. Police walked the street, asking questions. Inside Annie's, flowers and balloons lined a wall. Staff hugged one another through occasional tears, stopping after the first televised news report of Alstad's murder to drink a toast in his honor.

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McGreevey 50/50

McGreevey's state is split 50/50, or let's say they're bisexual voters, over whether or not he should resign immediately rather than wait until Novemeber. Joe Piscopo is biting at the chomp ready to also announce, "I am an even gayer American."

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Cheney's Gay Flip-Flop?

It seems that Dick Cheney now, once again, holds the same position as John F. Kerry when it comes to gay marriage. You know, he believes the Jim Crow "States Right" position. Democrats and Republicans must be proud that they agree on discrimination.

But WAIT!!! SHOCKING!!! Earlier this year Cheney agreed that there should be a Federal Marriage Amendment.

But WAIT!!! Double-Shocking!!! In the 2000 campaign, Cheney said he believes that gay marriage is a states right issue.

But WAIT Tripple-Shocking!!! Cheney is a flip-flopping liberal elitist from Massachusetts. And frankly, he looks a bit French...