Thursday, October 06, 2005

PoliBois Died, But Will Thrive Again

It's official. PoliBois could not maintain the blog and their relationship. So, something had to give. Luckily, the blog will stay. You may notice some changes in the coming days. We expect a new regular contributor soon.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Schwarzenegger Veto: PoliBois Debate

Word on the street is the Governator may veto the gay marriage bill in California. This led to intense instant message debate between the PoliBois:

Rusty: if he vetos it, he is done for
Graham: i don't think so
Rusty: i do
Graham: his approval will go do down
Graham: if he signs it
Rusty: his approval is already really low
Graham: most CA are not for it
Rusty: it is evenly split
Graham: yeah, and gays are not really his base
Rusty: 46-46
Graham: so, he would be making his base angry
Rusty: but he needs to reach out beyond his base
Rusty: because right now..everyone hates him
Graham: where is the benefit to him signing it
Graham: he will alienate his core supporters
Rusty: where is the benefit to him vetoing it?
Rusty: at least he would have a legacy
Graham: for political purposes he will veto it
Rusty: a positive legacy
Graham: positive to whom?
Rusty: his political career is already over
Rusty: this is just the first of many which we will see over the next 20 years
Rusty: if he was smart
Rusty: he would sign it
Graham: i think he is more worried about another term than a legacy
Rusty: then that is his mistake

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

BREAKING NEWS: CA becomes even gayer!

Just a few hours ago, the California State Assembly passed a bill which would legalize gay marriage across the state. This comes just a week after the same bill passed the CA State Senate. The bill will now go to Gov. Schwarzenegger for him to either sign into law or veto.

This is a HUGE moment in the fight for gay marriage, as this is the first time legislation has made it onto any governor's desk. This moment will truly define the political career of the governor. If he signs it, he will be seen as a hero to many in the gay community, and if he vetos it, his political career will be over (in my opinion).

Now...we wait.

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Rehnquist Dies...

What is a PoliBoi doing awake (and not drunk) at this hour? While i was trying to watch an awful re-run of MAD-TV, i was rudely interrupted to the breaking news that Chief Justice Rehnquist had died.

Any hope i may have had in the future of this country is now gone. First we see how the government can't respond to a national crisis, and now this administration is going to have a legacy longer than we could have imagined.

Who's up for moving to Canada?

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Oh (Gay) Canada!

Last night while we were all trying to figure out who hell this Johnny guy is, Canada legalized gay marriage. Those Canadians...they're always so sneaky!

Canada is now the 4th country in the world to legalize gay marriage, therefore continuing the "gay agenda" of taking over the world.

4 down, 189 to go.

Canada slips it in while US is watchin' Johnny

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Still Could Be Right About Supremes

Why do we doubt ourselves? According to ABCNews, Clement is not the pick of Bush! So long Edith. Turns out we may be right after all.

Well, maybe we should just wait till 9 PM like everyone else.

Sadly Speaks for Itself (and our country)

Bush pic from press conference earlier today:

Monday, July 18, 2005

Meet Your New SCOTUS Justice

We've received reports from gays close to the right-wing insider meetings that occur every week at Grover Norquist's American's for Tax Reform that right-wing activists close to the President are going to recommend that he nominate a black woman for Supreme Court Justice. They believe Democrats will have a harder time attacking a black woman, even if she is a wolf in sheep's clothing. And that leaves us with:

JANICE ROGERS BROWN

That's right, we are going with that prediction and sticking with it. You remember JRB, right? You know, the woman that the gang of 14 so stupidly promoted. Some say she is worse than Scalia and Thomas, if that is possible.

And all indications are this is the way Bush will go. Laura Bush has been going around practically foreshadowing a female pick. The Hotline recently gave a presentation and predicted Bush would pick a divisive individual like Brown.

The Post reports that GOP allies believe the President will make a pick this week.

This could turn out worse than the Situation with Tucker Carlson!

*Note: PoliBoi Rusty did most of the investigative reporting and sleeping-around for this post.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Condi v. Hillary

Since the Presidential election is right around the corner (it's only 3 1/2 more years people!!), it's time to talk about the hottest woman-on-woman action DC has ever seen (well...the closest I as a gay boy will ever see to woman-on-woman action anyway).

The latest Hotline/Westhill Partners Poll shows that people think Hillary would be a tougher President than Condi. Personally I agree. Condi may bring out the domintrix gear every once in a while, but can she really whoop someone's ass? I doubt it.

Beautiful Headlines

Leave it to the "copy and pasters" at 365gay.com to come up with the best headline of the year:
Gay Democrats Call For Rove's Head

Sure, we've heard the rumors that Rove is gay and all, but isn't this taking it a bit too far? Plus, when you look down is that really what you want to see? Anyway, as soon as I heard that Rove was running a 1-900 sex line with lover Jeff Gannon, I disconnected my phone. I never thought to actually call.

There goes my appetite...

UnGay for a Sec


So, recieved a message from MoveOn.org yesterday. I deleted it like I normally do. Ok, they spam my mailbox like every day. Anyway, they are doing this protest at the White House at 2:30 P today focusing on Karl Rove. While that is good and all, I couldn't help but laugh at the serious suggestion at the end of the email:
P.S. If you want to come dressed up in costume as a spy and protest the media will love that. Think: trench coat, sunglasses and a little nametag that says, "Spy."

At first I thought it was a joke. But now I know that coming in drag for a serious protest just will not be appropriate. Unless, I'm in drag with a trench coat!

And we wonder why we continue to lose...

UPDATE: Jeff Gannon is even getting into drag for the event...

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Things We Don't Want to Know


It turns out that when Sir Ian McKellen takes off his clothes and lets his senior gay boobs sag for the night, he only has one thing on his mind: British football player David Beckham. Look how he gushes over the guy:
David Beckham is a beautiful man. He's got a nice smile. I spoke to him at a party. He's a gay icon and I know he likes it.

Did we really need to know this? Well, there goes another fantasy to stroke the poke with. Guess it's back to trolling on the webcam.

More too much information...

The Other Witch from the West, The Good One

New Paltz Mayor Jason West, not to be confused with closet-case Jim West in Spokane, is no longer going to face 24 misdemeanors counts for marrying same-sex couples in New York State. All charges have been dropped.

In other news, we are still trying to locate where the hell New Paltz is on mapquest.

Putting village on map...

Back in the Marriage Game

California has revived, resuscitated, fanned back to life, the same-sex marriage bill that recently died in the CA Assembly. Should we prepare for state capitol burnings now too?

CA says I do...

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

What Would Jesus Do?

Churches in Virginia are burning for loving the gays.

So, what would Jesus do?

Well, if you're gay and you go to church, "Christian" whackos believe that Jesus would burn you! To Hell with charity, tolerance and love. Burn baby, burn!

Now imagine if every person angry at some Christian denomination's decision started burning churches down? There would be a lot ash fucking, that's for sure.

Literal meaning of fag...

30 Years, Word

After thirty years of dating and premarital sex, the first same-sex couple has married in Spain! Now their fucking is ok in the eyes of God.

In fact, we actually hear it was a shotgun wedding. One of them is visibly pregnant. Or does that gut just come with marriage. For the sake of my figure, forget Spain.

In other news, the couple immediately went shopping at Ikea.

Thirty years later...

Monday, July 11, 2005

Task Force: Leave Our Bi Guys Alone

The Task Force is out there defending our bisexuals from the so-called liberal media at the New York Times:
"We remain stunned that the New York Times Science section would carry such a shoddy, sensationalistic and downright insulting story. It — and the profoundly flawed 'study' it purports to cover — are laced with biased premises, misstatements and inaccuracies. It equates sexual orientation with sexual arousal, as supposedly measured by a crude device — considered highly suspect by researchers — in the hands of an individual with a long history of controversial research. It defames the truth in the lives and loves of millions of bisexual men. The Times should be ashamed."

We continue to love the passion at the Task Force.

Bixsexuality does exist, honest...

I Love to Hear You Whimper

Sandra Day O'Connor had no use for gay activists, but she was torn on gay rights issues when the cases involved people she considered to be "victims" of the law. Oh, how the High Queen loved to wield her power. Help the little people Sandra, help us!

In any case, an analysis of her gay rights decisions yields a mixed legacy.

Sandy Day kinda likes gay...

Red Cross is No Blood Expert

Giving up on changing the FDA's ban on blood donations from sexually active gay men, college students are now targeting the Red Cross. Students would like to change the Red Cross' policy stance on gay men giving blood. In the past, the Red Cross has attended FDA hearings to voice its support of such bans. Of course, we all know that when you get gay blood you inevitably become gay.

Bloody good time...

On The Beat

Take that terrorists! The guy leading the charge to find the terrorists responsible for London's transit bombings is a big homo. We're glad to have him on our side. We always knew that it would come down to the gays to win the war on terrorism. If only Bush would heed this lesson.

More lessons on terrorism...

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Metro Alert



That lady in the front row looks suspicious.

Jacko and the Chocolate Factory


Michael Jackson/Johnny Depp? Yes! The connection has been found. The missing link discovered.

News reports have been spreading that Depp is using Jackson as his inspiration for the character of Willy Wonka in the soon-to-be-released film Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The same accusations arose when Finding Neverland came out.

Let's be clear, Jackson is a freak, Depp just plays one on TV. What is with all the pedophile news today, anyway?

The missing link...

Too Much Time on Hands

Conservatives are freaking out that out of more than 100 volunteers for San Francisco Pride, two (set-up coordinator and basic volunteer) are convicted pedophiles. What's more, Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger endorsed the event, which clearly means he endorses pedophiles, right? No.

First of all, the way these events are put together, I am sure that a background check is not run on unpaid volunteers, especially when their job is not related to working with youth. Second, I am sure the Governor does not have the time either. But as one conservative points out:
Said Smith: "I told [the staff member] it is reprehensible that Schwarzenegger, a professed Catholic and so-called Republican, would put the special rights of perverts above the protection of innocent children."

Right. Catholics. Clean record there. The Governor is such a pedophile lover. Perhaps conservatives should spend their time running background checks on their church leaders who have contact with youth. Isn't that where the last outbreak was?

More conservative bullshit...

Wicked Witch Spam Released

Jim West, Wicked Witch of the West, continues his reign today. Though, not without all his spam mail being released. On top of proving he improperly used city resources, this information was also released:
Besides the e-mails to Moto-brock, the Mayor also addressed e-mails concerning a proposed gay district. Over and over again, West wrote he was not in support of the idea. Dozens of people also e-mailed him about the city extending benefits to domestic partners, he wrote to several, saying he planned to veto the ordinance if it was passed by city council.

Enough. Enough. Enough. Someone throw some water on the girl and end the misery.

West rides her broom again...

Gay Novel ReRelease

A book party will be thrown by the GLBT Historical Society to celebrate the rerelease of Song of the Loon. It is said the novel inspired only one porn, but read the description below and form your own judgment:
Originally published in 1966 by Greenleaf Classics, "Song of the Loon" is a lusty gay frontier romance that tells the story of Ephraim MacIver, a 19th-century outdoorsman, and his travels through the American wilderness, where he meets a number of characters who share with him stories, wisdom and homosexual encounters.

Porns in the woods? Yeah, there's only been one of those.

Read more about the party...

Blow, Baby, Blow


Make a wish Georgie...

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Subversive Status-Quo

If you need any proof that gays will never be able to please religious conservatives, you need only read opinionette Sharon Hughes' column. Apparently Sharon is pissed off that Pride parades no longer feature gyrating crotches and multiple drag queens. Now they feature gay families that are almost...well..."normal". Oh GOD! Sharon says that this means the gay agenda will soon be fully realized. And yes, I sodomized her child last night. HOT!

And here we thought Log Cabin Republicans hated themselves all this time. Not at all, they have been the most radical of us all.

Can't win conservatives...

Gay FX

Tonight on FX's 30 Days, a straight conservative ventures into Castro to live with a gay man. While this will all be entertaining to see how it plays out, it must be noted that the religious conservative is awfully cute. Okay, he is hott. Ooops! Just sprayed my shorts. Anyway, be sure to tune in and watch.

Conservatives can actually be hot...

Rove Nazi Queen


We generally do not like to feed into gossip, but anyone that can insinuate that Karl Rove is a Gay Republican Nazi (yes, there is some redundancy in that description), knows how to push our buttons. Oh, and he hates the CIA.

Rove's gay old party...

The Gay Grill

No, it's not Jeffrey Dahmer, but 365gay.com reports that any nominee to the Supreme Court will face a "gay grilling". Perhaps it's just a new position that we have not tried yet. Screwing on hot coals? Who knows. Anyway, I got the BBQ sauce and am ready to baste. Yum!

The gay grill...

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

GLAAD Censor

Well, now that GLAAD complained and we most likely will never get to see ABC's Welcome to the Neighborhood, we can get a sense of what it is actually like from WaPo TV columnist Lisa de Moraes. And from what she had to say in response to a live chat question, we are sad we won't be able to see the show anymore:
Potomac, Md.: In re: today's column about ABC's cancelled reality show "The Neighborhood": Why was this show even considered, let alone made? Three Caucasian Christian Republican families sitting in judgment over who would move in next door? This isn't a reality show, it's a nightmare. I saw the promo for it last week and I was stunned. It's 2005 and this kind of (expletive deleted) still goes on. The only way I see this show airing is if it's edited down to a 2- hour special against prejudice.

Lisa de Moraes: Have to disagree with you. The two hours I saw were very interesting. Listening to the residents talk to the camera without seeming to be aware how prejudiced and narrow minded they were was fascinating. And the reactions of the contestants to the residents was interesting. I'm told that one couple decided if they won the house they'd sell it immediately because they did not want to live in that kind of a neighborhood with these people for neighbors. Too bad it wasn't a documentary instead of a contest to win a home. It was the home as prize that tripped up ABC.

Women Opportunities

Pam Anderson's Mom wishes she could join PFLAG sometime soon. Apparently, Anderson's mom thinks her taste in men is so bad she wishes she had been born a lesbian. However, the most surprising revelation from the article:
"I've definitely had opportunities with women. My mum has said that she wished I was gay - I don't think she likes my taste in men," femalefirst quoted Anderson, who was once married to actor Tommy Lee, as saying.

So, bisexuality does exist...

Wicked Witch of the West Hides

Spokane Mayor Jim West, the Gay Pariah, is keeping a low profile since his public outing. Members of the City Council say it is awkward to work with him. West cannot even bring himself to attend ribbon cutting ceremonies anymore. The message is crystal clear: The bigot should resign.

Wicked Witch continues her reign...

Biophobia

The New York Times has published an article today regarding a study that questions the existence bisexuality. And apparently it has some anonymous sources to back up its study:
"You're either gay, straight or lying," as some gay men have put it.

Right, I hear that slogan at the gay pride parade every year. So, anyway. In related news, who cares?

Biway to gaydom found...

Time to Convert

The United Church of Christ is now officially backing same-sex marriage. The sky has not fallen. The apocalypse has not come. Enough said.

Reason to convert...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Give a Mouse a Cookie

GLAAD didn't intend to be a meanie, honest! No, it just asked ABC to go back to the drawing board when it came to their new show, Welcome to the Neighborhood:

A NOTE REGARDING WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD: In late June, GLAAD expressed concerns to ABC about the structure of Welcome to the Neighborhood and the fact that unchecked prejudice and discrimination in the first few episodes sent a problematic message to those who would not invest the full six hours in the series. This message clearly was not the intent of the producers. To meet our concerns, ABC invited GLAAD to view the entire six-hour series to witness the transformation that occurs, and it is indeed moving.

ABC acknowledged the series' structural challenges and informed us that they would look at ways of addressing them. We were hopeful they would find a solution that would address our mutual concerns. The network's decision to shelve the show indefinitely was unexpected.

Contrary to characterizations in some media outlets, GLAAD did not ask ABC to remove, or to consider removing, Welcome to the Neighborhood from its schedule.

We remain hopeful that ABC will be able to address the series' structural issues and allow viewers to experience these remarkable families' moving journey toward understanding and acceptance.

GLAAD is so sad...

Our 2 Cents (Pt II)

Oh! So apparently HRC did send a message out to someone. Perhaps on their email listserv? This is what I get for refusing to sign-up:
“Justice Sandra Day O’Connor has a long and distinguished record as a consensus builder in a closely divided court. Justice O’Connor’s retirement is a clarion call to every American that our rights are in grave danger. The loss of Justice O’Connor’s moderate voice is a serious threat to gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender rights, to women’s rights and to protections for racial, ethnic and religious minorities. We must all come together to fight for a replacement who follows in the justice’s tradition.

“During her time on the court, Justice O’Connor became increasingly supportive of equal rights for all Americans. Her concurring opinion in Lawrence v. Texas recognized the basic equality of gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people under law. In opinions in First Amendment cases she protected the constitutional wall between church and state. Justice O’Connor also voted to uphold the right to choose and to preserve universities’ right to promote diversity.

“The retirement of this mainstream and fair-minded justice leaves a void on a court that is so closely divided. We need a nominee that all Americans can rally behind. As President Bush and the U.S. Senate consider a replacement on the bench, they should abandon partisanship and seek consensus on a nominee who will protect every American fairly.

“America deserves a fair-minded justice who will recognize every American’s right to equality. As Justice O’Connor retires, there is an opportunity to select another justice who recognizes the fundamental importance of equality under the law and whose decisions will be guided by it. Given the crucial role played by the Supreme Court in the protection of civil rights and civil liberties, the stakes for the country could not be higher.

“President Bush should look to consult with the Senate on a justice who walks in Justice O’Connor’s footsteps of fairness. Her moderate, thoughtful voice on the bench was a positive influence on the court and we hope that her replacement mirrors those qualities.”

365gay.com copy-paste job...

Our 2 Cents (Pt I)

According to Wonkette, SDO has already skipped town on a Northwest Airlines flight. In any case, the town is still buzzing about the broad who has foresaken us to the wolves. Here's a Task Force Statement (nothing from HRC yet, but most offices already left for vacation):
Statement by Matt Foreman, Executive Director
National Gay and Lesbian Task Force:

"This is a sad day for the Supreme Court and for America. Justice O'Connor has frequently been an essential vote and voice of reason in crucial decisions involving basic constitutional rights. We call upon President Bush not to capitulate to the demands of extremists, and nominate a successor who will — like Justice O'Connor — be driven by the law, not reactionary ideology.

"We also call upon the president to honor the advice and consent role the Constitution gives the Senate in the nomination and confirmation of Supreme Court nominees, including meaningful consultation with both parties and supporting a thoughtful, deliberate and thorough review of the nominee's record."

The Dear John Letter

Dear President Bush:

"This is to inform you of my decision to retire from my position as Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the Untied States, effective upon the nomination and confirmation of my successor.

"It has been a great privilege, indeed, to have served as a member of the Court for 24 terms.

"I will leave it with enormous respect for the integiry of the Court and its role under our constitutional structure."

Sincerely,

Sandra Day O'Connor

Potential Response:

Dear Sandy:

What took you so long? Now the army of compassion can begin its long march towards the Rapture and through America. The Great Evangelical Crusade Begins!

Oh, and now we may be able to overturn that whole ass-fucking thing y'all screwed up for me over there a couple years back.

Yours,

W.

Happy Fourth of July and Kiss Your Rights Goodbye!

Justice Sandra Day O'Connor to leave the Supreme Court. While not a liberal, her departure is not good for liberals at all. The culture war is about to really take off...

Happy 4th of July America!

O'Connor to leave court...

Thursday, June 30, 2005

A Reason for Katie to be Perky


The Today Show has announced that its annual "Today Throws a Wedding" event will now include same-sex couples. Wouldn't that be exciting? Homemakers planning a gay wedding...Talk about role reversal!

Katie: Now all you viewers, get ready to vote on the wedding. We need to figure out who is the top or bottom and who is going to wear the dress.

Nice.

GLAAD is so happy...

Sugar Daddy Joe


This week's HRC weekly message from our ever-so lispy host, President Joe Solmonese (is he getting balder?), is all about the interns. And it is fascinating to see these young twinks and gals in action. Show how they:
-Deliver mail;
-Interact in the vast cubicle terrain of HRC HQ;
-Answer phones and put their vast telemarketing schemes to work;
-Help each other with that difficult spreadsheet adding; and
-Try not to laugh while HRC's director tries to, well, direct.

Thanks for this one sugar daddy Joe. Good use of that new media center!

See interns in the wild...

Representing Evangelicals

Before ABC announced its decision, the Family Research Council said it was worried evangelicals would be made to appear judgmental and foolish.


ABC has decided to pull the plug on a reality show that put white conservatives in a position to pick their new neighbors. The catch: All the potential new neighbors are not white and conservative. One family is black, one gay, one hispanic, etc.

GLAAD was concerned that early episodes of the show may present bigotry as an acceptable form of expression. Tony Perkins feared that it may show evagelicals as as "judgmental and foolish." Evangelicals foolish? Maybe not. Judgmental? How absurd. By the way, you're all going to Hell and see you after the Rapture!

ABC is scared of gays and Tony...

World Equality and Freedom at Home

We were not the first, but I am sure we will not be the last. After us will come many other countries, driven, ladies and gentlemen, by two unstoppable forces: freedom and equality.
-Spain's Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero on passage of a bill to legalize same-sex marriage


By Graham N. Murphy (a poliboi)

This morning I woke up to some incredible news. Same-sex marriage is now legal in Spain. Just hours ago, the Spanish Parliament passed a law that legalized same-sex marriage. This momentous occasion for lesbian and gay people throughout the world comes on the heels of a historic vote in the Canadian Parliament in favor of a bill that could legalize same-sex marriage in that country.

As July 4th approaches, a day that brought independence and freedom to the United States of America, it is interesting to consider how far the LGBT movement for equality has come in America in comparison to the same movement in other countries. Undeniably, the American movement for equality has made some progress. At the local and state level the movement for equality is further along than at the federal level. Many states have laws protecting lesbian and gay people from discrimination and a small minority of states have laws that provide some basic rights for lesbian and gay couples. However, while full equality for LGBT people is ringing forth from other countries around the world, bigotry and hatred continue to ring forth from America's Liberty Bell.

In America, the political climate is certainly much different than the one that exists in both Spain and Canada. While the majority of the people in those countries support equal rights for lesbian and gay people (62% of Spaniards support same-sex marriage), America's movement for equality is still struggling to combat societal homophobia. Earlier this year, the new President of the Human Rights Campaign embarked on a journey to reintroduce the LGBT community to parts of the country where support of LGBT people is limited. While how successful the journey was in improving the way LGBT people are viewed in America's heartland is in question, the mere fact that the journey took place is a remarkable statement on how far the movement for equality needs to still go in America.

If the American LGBT community still needs to prove its value, worth and right to dignity and respect from the American people, then it has a long way to go before it ever should expect to be where Spain and Canada are today. Which begs a vitally important question: What have we, the American LGBT community, been doing all this time?

For far too long, we have neglected our obligation as a movement for equality. While we have been spending our time in America's legislatures trying to pass laws, we have not spent enough time with the American people. While hatred is spread against LGBT people across the country in churches and through some of the media, we have not done enough to tell our stories and make our moral case for equal rights to all Americans. The churches and media that spread hate are winning the battle for LGBT rights, because they have an army of supporters that are loud and that politicians will listen too. Our power as a community will continue to dwindle as long as we do not become louder through the power of our own voices and our allies.

I have faith that our community's message of love and equality is more compelling than hate and division. The basic problem is that we have not found our voice and we do not know how to tell our stories in a way that the majority of people will hear us and open up their hearts to what we have to say. Once we learn how to change hearts and minds we can begin the true fight for equality in America.

July 4th provides not only an opportunity to celebrate the profound values America was founded on, but for many of us it also provides an opportunity to speak with friends and family about what freedom truly means. Freedom to love. Freedom to live. Freedom to be. And we will all be truly free when we all find a voice that opens up hearts to our cause for equality.

Someone Teach me Spanish...Gracias!

Today the Parliament in Spain passed a bill legalizing same-sex marriage. That makes four countries that have same-sex marriage or are on the road to legalizing it.

Once again America is behind the times. While equality is ringing forth around the world, bigotry and hatred continue to ring forth from America's Liberty Bell. I guess this is what happens when you live in a theocracy.

The Great Gay Boat to Spain Takes Off Today...

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

UCC is for Me

The United Church of Christ's President has endorsed same-sex marriages. A resolution in favor of same-sex marriages will be voted on at UCC's annual meeting this weekend.

Canada really is starting to change things in North America. Clearly!

UCC is so Gay...

God Bless...Canada?

Yay! Maple leaves all around. Rub yourself down in some sweet, sweet syrup. Canada's House of Commons passed a favorable same-sex marriage bill. Let's pack our bags, get on the bus, and move on up! And here we've been making fun of our lovable neighbors to the North all this time.

Oh, Canada...

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Snuff Film at 11

A brief look down at the CNN.com list of top stories leaves us saying, "Ewwwwwooo, gross":

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Newborn weighs almost 14 lbs. (1:39)

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Gay T-Ball Player

How could this have happened? Someone get the Department of Homeland Security on the line. Could someone get Karl Rove? Rove, please, now!

In a humiliating display at the White House T-Ball Game, it appears that one of the players is gay and the evidence is more than clear:

Fred Hickman of ESPN was the play-by-play announcer and filled the time between batters by talking about their favorite things. One player, Hickman said, loves "SpongeBob SquarePants" and wants to be an FBI agent when he grows up.


A worshiper of the most insidious of all gay icons allowed to play on the field???!!! Luckily Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings was there to demand that funding be slashed for future T-ball games. Someone is going to be fired for this one.

T-ball Gone Terribly Wrong...

Blame Canada (Anti-Gay Americans Looking for Scapegoats)


Yummy Maple Syrup. Celine Dion. Washington Nationals. And now...GAY MARRIAGE! Yes, Canada will be the first to import Gay Marriage to North America. Tonight, at 8 PM EST, while Bush is out revving up the "don't ask, don't tell" crowd, Canada's Parliament will be approving ass-fucking with rings. Get out the champagne!

The Great Gay Caravan to Canada Takes Off...

Wicked Witch of the West

Poor, poor Jim West. Once a rabid anti-gay activist and dignified Mayor of Spokane, now a troll lurking for twinks to prey on. Has he learned nothing about being an older gay politician? Don't go looking for some ass discretely. Take your cue from Congressman Frank, and slap some young boi ass in broad daylight in view of the cameras. That's how you boost a young gay politician's career for free. Not through unpaid internships offered on gay.com. If you master Frank's approach you may even get some good publicity and your palms sweaty. If only you had recalled this pearl of wisdom, you wouldn't be in the jam you're in now.

Where is a freelance Blade photographer when you need one?

Total Recall of West...

Tigger and Piglet Dead


Winnie the Pooh is madly depressed. Friends Tigger and Piglet died this weekend. Pooh was about to take anti-depressants to cope with the pain when long-time friend Tom Cruise unexpectedly admitted he was gay and proposed to Pooh. Now Pooh is on a healthy regiment of science-fiction and Katie Holmes devouring. Scrumptious!

Remembering Tigger...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/27/obit.fiedler.ap/index.html

Increased Thoughts of Suicide, That's All

The Tennessee Department of Children's Services has determined that allegations of abuse at an ex-gay camp for youth are unfounded. Well, that is just terrific.

So, apparently cult-like activity involving the brainwashing of normal youth that inflicts emotional and psychological harm is not considered abuse in the State of Tennessee. Wait, isn't this the same state that elects Doctors to the US Senate that believe they can diagnose the health and mental state of individuals based on old video tapes?

Yes, a lot of faith should certainly be put into the findings of the State of Tennessee.

Read more about the suicide watch...

Monday, June 27, 2005

Where Have We Been?


So things have been a bit hectic for the polibois. Here's what's been going on:

-We moved in together (mistake?)
-One of us got a promotion that has them crunching numbers for the DoD
-We have been shopping for furniture
-AND WE GOT A DOG!

Phew. Well, things are mellowing out now. So, we will be back to bitching on this blog. Promise. Luck you!

Monday, May 16, 2005

B.F. Back on the Prowl

HIGH PRIORITY TWINK ALERT!!

If you are under the age of 25 and live in the DC metro area, please be on the lookout for this man... He has recently been dumped (amically so they say) but coincidentally just 2 weeks after his scandalous ass-grabbing incident with Mike Evans at Equality Forum.

He is not believed to be armed and dangerous, but can be quite obnoxious and have wandering hands.

ALL TWINKS BEWARE!

We're not dead!

Just FYI... the polibois are not dead... I know all of our thousands of fans who check back every 15 minutes because you NEED our witty posts to survive thought we had died...i mean, it has been over a week!

we are alive and well, and now fully back on the pursuit of all things hott!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Microsoft Goes Erect

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer did the right thing. Here is a portion of the statement he released today:

After looking at the question from all sides, I've concluded that diversity in the workplace is such an important issue for our business that it should be included in our legislative agenda. Since our beginning nearly 30 years ago, Microsoft has had a strong business interest in recruiting and retaining the best and brightest and most diverse workforce possible. I’m proud of Microsoft's commitment to non-discrimination in our internal policies and benefits, but our policies can’t cover the range of housing, education, financial and similar services that our people and their partners and families need. Therefore, it’s appropriate for the company to support legislation that will promote and protect diversity in the workplace.


Accordingly, Microsoft will continue to join other leading companies in supporting federal legislation that would prohibit employment discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation – adding sexual orientation to the existing law that already covers race, sex, national origin, religion, age and disability. Given the importance of diversity to our business, it is appropriate for the company to endorse legislation that prohibits employment discrimination on all of these grounds. Obviously, the Washington State legislative session has concluded for this year, but if legislation similar to HB 1515 is introduced in future sessions, we will support it.

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Dead? Still a Member of HRC

The Human Rights Campaign apparently does not care whether your are dead or alive. You can still be a member.

In an "investigative report", the Washington Blade has uncovered HRC's unique way of calculating membership. You know, they have 650,000 members, right? They never let us forget. If you have ever given them a dollar or bought something in their store, you are a member. In fact, you stay a member until you die. And unless you tell them you've died, you are still a member!

If this does not help their credibility, I don't know what does! Though, it does make a lot of sense why they seem to fail so miserably at everything. Dead people make it difficult when you call a vote.

Read more about the HRC dead club, click here...

Gays to Kerry: You're a Fucking Loser

Remember John Kerry? No. That's okay, we tried to stop having nightmares about him too. Apparently he's the idiot that lost a Presidential election to another idiot who was losing a war for America and had a failing economy. Right, that idiot. So, who cares what he has to say? Hopefully no one.

Well the biggest loser of 2004, is now telling the Massachusetts State Democratic Party not to endorse same-sex marriage in their platform. "I think it's the wrong thing, and I'm not sure it reflects the broad view of the Democratic Party in our state," says Kerry. However, the majority of Democrats in his state do support same-sex marriage. Perhaps Kerry spent/wasted too much time in the heartland. The Party will work on their platform in a meeting next week.

Why do we still have to hear from this man? Kerry: GO AWAY!

Read more about the biggest loser in 2005, click here...

Thursday, May 05, 2005

FDA Scared of Homo Juice


The Federal Drug Administration is asking sperm banks to bar gay men who have had sex in the past five years from donating. The FDA claims that gays are more likely than most populations to contract HIV/AIDS. So, does this mean they do not require HIV/AIDS tests for straight sperm donors?

Of course, we know this has nothing to do with the spread of AIDS. This totally has to do with the spread of GAY. GAY is most prevalent among gay men. Symptoms include limp wrists, glitter and high-pitched lisps. Test tubes contaminated with GAY often sparkle and tilt forward.

Click here to read more about reducing GAY...

I Order You To Teach Nothing

A Federal Judge in Baltimore, MD has issued a ruling that bars Montgomery County schools in Maryland from teaching a sex ed curriculum that teaches lesbian and gay youth that it is okay to be themselves. Instead, we should probably get more cozy with the fact that we may see a few more suicide notes in the paper from these youth. For the sake of Christian love, of course.

By making gay and lesbian youth feel good about who they are, the judge ruled "the program depicts some Christian sects, notably Baptists, as unenlightened and Biblically misguided." Right, and the Rapture is going to be here tomorrow!

"Judge Williams implied the system was taking a position of morals by urging sensitivity toward gays and lesbians." Because the most rational are those who believe that being sensitive towards gay and lesbians is against God and people who support gay and lesbian youth are going straight to hell.

Hey Judge Williams: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE"

To read more about Christian and judicial love, click here...

She's Fucking Brilliant

Paris Hilton is a genius! We just don't know it yet. Um, right. So says a new interview posted on CNN.com.

Although, consider the source:
Q: So what could you possibly do on "Simple Life 4"?

HILTON: Go to Maui.

Q: Why?

HILTON: They want to sex it up, have us more in swimsuits and stuff.

Q: But what would you do?

HILTON: I don't know. We could work as lifeguards or work in a hotel or something.

Q: "Baywatch" tried that and it didn't work.

HILTON: Tried what?

Q: They went from the United States to Hawaii, which I guess is technically the United States. Anyway, it didn't work. [Editor's note: Hawaii, of course, is one of the United States.)

HILTON: (Silence.)


Although, maybe Paris is brilliant. We too would be struck silent if someone we were talking to didn't know Hawaii is in the United States (more than technically). Now Alaska, that is totally a technicality.

Read more from this dumb and dumber encounter...

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

At Least PETA is Pleased

Over the course of the past decade, many states allowed children in their foster care programs to be enrolled in experiments focusing on HIV/AIDS drug treatments. Some of these trials resulted in "higher rates" of death among the children. Many of the children in the experiments were not given independent advocates, a federal requirement for any foster child participating in an experiment that carries more than a minimal risk to the subject. Of course, the review boards at all hospitals conducting the studies found that the trials carried minimal risks.

Because, when you are dealing with the life of a child who has no one, it is important to find loopholes to avoid those pesky rules and laws that are supposed to protect them. Now what is that oath you take when you become a doctor? Oh, right! I forgot too...

To find out more about how we deal with poor and minority children in this country, click here...

All Heil King Brownback

Senator/King Brownback, who oversees the appropriation of funds for the District of Columbia, has gotten his way. That hot bottom Brownback is not letting the District fuck him anymore.

Brownback issued a threat to the District to screw with its funding if DC's Attorney General got his way and DC allowed same-sex couples married in other states to file joint tax forms in DC. So, it seems like now the District is getting fucked and Mayor Tony Williams loves it.

Way to stand up for the gays when it counts Tony! Good thing you've got all that political capital.

Isn't it grand to live in a country that allows a 90% Democratic region to be ruled by a hardcore Republican?

Read more about the hott Brownback action...

How Dare You Teach Tolerance!

Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays, a group that has proven time and time again, no matter how hard they try, that gay people cannot change their sexuality and magically become straight, is now suing the Montgomery County School Board in Maryland. The group claims that a new curriculum discriminates against so-called "ex-gays" by teaching tolerance towards gay students, providing gay students with resources so they don't hate themselves like "ex-gays," and by telling students a fact: Most gay people cannot become straight no matter how much they force themselves to try and suffer doing so. SHOCKING! In the mean time, ex-gays are mocking the movement for equal rights by claiming discrimination. It's like the KKK getting angry at a school that promotes tolerance towards black students. Absolutely astounding.

Contact PFOX today:
pfox_exgays@hotmail.com

Feel free to call and voice your thoughts:
PFOX Media spokespersons:

Regina Griggs 703-360-2225 (Ask her about her gay son. No really, ask!)

Melissa Coffey 703-591-4673


Read more about this absolutely disgusting and baseless lawsuit...

Monday, May 02, 2005

When You Give a Village Idiot a Cookie...


It might have made sense at first. In an effort to get rid of village idiots, Kansas elected all theirs to the Kansas School Board. At least there their activity could be monitored. And really, a child's education is less important than ensuring your neighborhood is without an idiot.

Well, now Kansas is about to get bit on its ass. Soon the whole state will look like it is composed of idiots. It appears the Kansas School Board, full of the state's idiots, is attempting to replace the theory of evolution in the state's textbooks with the absurdity of creationism. Perhaps they are simply proving the point that a society can evolve and also devolve.

Frankly, I am quite pleased to know I came from a monkey. It makes me feel secure when I get the notion that I want to throw some fecal matter around in my apartment.

Read more about the brilliance of Kansas...

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Canada: Dirty American Bastards

Canadians are pissed. And well, as usual, no one really seems to care.

It appears that our neigbors to the north (who dream endlessly about being America as they illegally cross our borders to find work in our migrant farming industry) are pissed that their mounties will be escorting their former Prime Minister Jean Chretien to a gay pride event in Philidelphia this weekend. Chertien, the hottie that he is, demanded the mounties accompany him for fear that his gay fan base will mob him. I hope to get a lock of his hair.

But please, we all know Chertien just has a thing for guys in uniform.

Hot Mountie Action Awaits...

The Ugly One is Gone!

To those of you, like me, who absolutely HATED Constantine on this season's American Idol, you will be happy to know he is gone forever! (...Ok, so he just got kicked off the show, but I hope we never see him again.)

I think this just shows once again how the gays are taking over all aspects of society, even down to the bottom depths of American Idol. I don't care how much the 'girls' liked him, there is NO WAY some raggedy rocker boy with long hair, a scruffy beard and a double chin is making it to the finals!

Just look at our success in the past: Clay Aiken may have only come in second, but that gay guy has a HUGE (term used loosely) career! I just hope Constantine takes that into account the next time his cocky ass in on a stage (even though it will be at Jimmy Bob's Bar Mitzvah.)

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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Jesus Packs a Brown Bag Lunch

Where would we be without Odessa, Texas? For that matter, where would we be without Texas? A hell of a lot further than we are now.

Students in Odessa's high school will soon have the opportunity to take Bible study as an elective for credit. It was not yet clear whether it would be a history or literature class. Just sit back and imagine the test questions:
The Bible Says Homosexuals will:
a) Burn in hell for all eternity
b) Burn quickly, but politely
c) Convert your children into American-hating muslims
d) All of the above

Read more about the separation of chuch and state

Banana Republic Sales Soar

The Webb City School District in Missouri has decided that it will now allow students to wear "gay" t-shirts. Many attribute the change to economic factors after Gap, Inc. complained to the school district that sales were slumping under the district's pervious ban on gay clothing.

On another note, the drama club at the school may now start using its original title "Fashion Club Where the Cute Bois Touch Each Other Inappropriately in the Stage Wings."

Read more about fashion in Misssouri

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Microsoft Goes Soft

After standing erect on their stance of neutrality in the debate over a bill in Washington State that would protect lesbian and gay people from discrimination, Microsoft, the largest employer in Washington, is not going soft on the issue. Or was it soft when it went neutral? When was it ever erect? Gross, Bill Gates has a woody?

Enough!

Anyway, Microsoft now says it may support a measure to ban discrimination in Washington if it comes up again. Gates, President of Microsoft, never expected the company to face criticism when it withdrew is support of a recent measure to ban discrimination. That measure lost legislative passage by one vote.

Read more about Microsoft's erectile dysfunction
Gates and Reed play with each other

Freaky cartoon influences America

I'll be honest, this freaky little guy is a little scary, and what appears to be another strange gimick by the "leftist freaks" to try to get through to the scary people known as the "general public." But it appears this time it is actually working! A WaPo/ABC news poll found that 66 percent of Americans OPPOSE changing the Senate rules...66%!?! Even if there was a filibuster on this poll they would still win!

The poll also showed diminishing support for Bush's Social Security plan, with a majority (51%) now opposing it and just around 45% in favor of it.

Hmm... maybe the heydey of the Republicans is starting to fade already... maybe next time they'll know you don't fuck with the gays!

The End is Near...

Monday, April 25, 2005

Illegal Sodomy is Hotter Anyway

Let's face it, while we are all for equal rights, etc etc, we are kind of all happy that the Military is not going to make sodomy legal after all.

Listen, hot Military action in porn is hot because it is so taboo and illegal. Once sodomy became legal in all 50 states most porn became so vanilla. Without hot military studs, most of us would live a life in the limp.

So okay, the Military sucks for gays, but a least we got our hot fantasies back. Just think of all the erotic Military fiction we almost just missed out on. Thanks Rummy!

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Where the Fuck Were We in August

Apparently while we were out doing drugs, having hardcore orgies, and working the corner for cash, we actually had a readership! Well, since we hardly get comments on our blog, we assumed no one ever read us. So, when we stopped doing what we do, we figured no one would also notice. Apparently though, we did have fans. They are just very quiet...And, we even got press without even knowing it! Damn, and we were having so much fun with the orgies. Sorry Sugar Daddy, maybe later. There's some blogging to be done.

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Elton John is Gay???!!!


First the Village People, now this?! Does the homosexual agenda know no bounds.

After years of being an apologist for Eminem, apparently Elton John is gay after all and plans to marry his lover David Furnish. And, it certainly is not for love. John cited tax write-offs as the driving force for the wedding. How romantic Reginald.

Oh, but the romanticism does not stop there. As Elton says: ""There will be no honeymoon. I'm on tour." Oh, I swoon. Where is a man to bring such love into my life?

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Phelps bears witness to homoeroticism... and we think he liked it!

Our favoritie homophobe from Kansas, Fred Phelps, was protesting some of those nasty homosexuals (ew..i feel dirty just for typing it!) in Albuquerque when Chris Lucas, a 31-year-old massage therapist who we are going to assume is HOTT, leaned over to a man he had just met and passionately kissed him, just "feet from protestors."

In this blazen - and random - act of homosexuality, Lucas says he felt liberated, while Phelps claimed to have no comment, although it was obvious to many that he suddenly stopped waving his sign and had to sit down... reminds me of those embarassing days in elementary school when you had to carry your books in front of you!

Read more (but be careful, it might turn you on!)

Saturday, April 23, 2005

James Guckert, Self-Loving Advocate

James Guckert, aka "Jeff Gannon," defends himself through an email interview with Advocate Magazine. The interview is published in the May 15th issue of the Advocate. Our favorite part:

Advocate: How do you describe your sexual orientation?

Gannon: I describe it as a personal matter.

Advocate: What do you say to our gay readers who think you're really,
really hot?

Gannon: Thanks for your e-mails and pictures.

Jeff, Jeff, did you get our pictures? C'mon, two liberal twinks and one hot military stud! Oh, I wish we could touch you right now. Truly, Hell on Earth. But of course, all your self-pleasuring with those hot web mirror pics from your fans is a "personal matter." I'd be thankful for "e-mails and pictures" from Scott McClellan too. Must be hard being his prison bitch.

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Friday, April 22, 2005

New Pope wants to help YOU!

After the passing of a same-sex marriage bill in the lower house of the Spanish Parliament yesterday(woo!), the Pope today lashed out at the Parliament.

Through his lackie, aka Cardinal, Alfonso Lopes Trujill, he denounced the actions of the Spanish government, saying that "one cannot say that a law is right simply because it is a law." Trujill then asked if this was not discrimination, denying gays the right to marry, to which he responded with a stern "no." Adding that the church DOES NOT discriminate against gays. Riiight.... denying certain citizens rights afforded to other citizens... that's not umm...discrimination is it?

Furthermore, Trujill said the homosexuals are "people who deserve all our love, our support and our aid."

Now ain't that nice?! Mr. Nazi Pope just wants to be our friend and help us out... while discriminating against us, stripping us of our rights and reminding us that we WILL, oh yes... ALL OF YOU WILL... go to hell.

In the words of the great theologist Paris Hilton, "that's hot"

Find out more about how the church can help you!

Pitching a Tent for the Corps

Fascism - - Fascism A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, stringent socioeconomic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.

Welcome to America. The land of Corporate fascism. Unfortunately the religious right is more in tune with American politics that we would certainly like them to be.

Microsoft Corp., the largest employer in the state of Washington, all but assured yesterday's one-vote legislative defeat of a bill that would have protected LGBT people in Washington from discrimination. The buzz is that Microsoft, which is generally a progressive company, backed out of supporting the LGBT-rights bill after meeting with an anti-gay minister who lives blocks from the company.

Earlier this year, Proctor & Gamble bucked criticism from anti-gay religious groups when it supported a similar LGBT-rights measure in Cincinnati. That measure passed. Religious groups held P&G boycotts, and P&G has recently stopped running ads targeted towards the LGBT population.

Oh to be in America. Land of the free trade, home of the brazen CEO. When it comes to the LGBT-rights movement, whose pocket are we in. Perhaps we got brushed out with the lint.

Viva fascism!

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Jim Crow. Is that who I just sprayed my shorts over???!!!

Civil Unions now in Connecticut? How exciting...

Well excuse me if I don't jump up and down in excitement for this half-measure of decency coming from CT legislators. While some gays may jump for joy over the new seperate and UNequal status in CT, I have to question what the fuss and fanfare is all about.

Did I miss something in history class, or didn't we discover during the 1960's Civil Rights Movement that broke down Jim Crow that "seperate but equal" is a flawed phrase and discriminatory practice? Are we so desperate that we are now clamoring to be second-class citizens? Being and accommodating compromiser is less than pathetic.

But maybe I am looking at it all wrong. Or as HRC puts it: "The Human Rights Campaign praised Connecticut legislators for passing a civil union bill that will offer all the state-level rights and benefits of marriage to same-sex couples and their families."

Right...I guess we forgot to mention the part of the legislation that defines marriage as being between one man and one woman.

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Senator Brownback, Anti-Gay with Hott Gay Porn Name

Love ya Sammy!

Those who live outside the Beltway may not know it, but the District of Columbia is actually a colony of the United States. While the District has it's own form of elected government, the actual control of the colony lies with members of Congress. The District only has shadow representatives with no votes in Congress. Didn't we dress up as Native Americans and throw tea over boats in response to this type of government?

I recently became a member of the "no taxation without representation" colony of the United States. I am generally happy with life in the colony. The District is very gay friendly. Well, it's as friendly as our non-representatives allow it to be. Yesterday it was widely reported that Senator "Sammy" Brownback, (not a gay porn name), is threatening to withhold money from the District if it accepts same-sex marriage licenses from other states. Brownback, chair of the Senate Appropriations subcommittee on the District and a co-sponsor of the Federal Marriage Amendment, was responding to a report issued by the colony's Attorney General. The Attorney General issued a legal brief that same-sex couples married in other states could file joint tax returns in the colony.

For those of you used to representative government and who may now understandably be feeling a bit perplexed, let me sum this up for you: The District's elected officials issued a gay-friendly and legally sound ruling, non-colony-elected Republican officials from Kansas did not like the ruling, and so if the colony extends the legal rights same-sex couples deserve the people of the District could lose approval for their own budget from King Brownback of Kansas. Mind you, these are the tax dollars of citizens of the colony we are talking about.

But I guess we in the District should not worry, because in the end Republicans always support "state rights." Oh wait, silly me, I forgot...WE ARE A COLONY! I need some tea.

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Thursday, March 31, 2005

The bois are back!

WE ARE BACK! Due to popular demand (ok...let's just stop here... i lied... there is no popular demand, i just wanted to start it again...so i'll start over..)

WE ARE BACK! Due to my own demand... polibois is alive again. After a short hiatus (of seven months...whoops) polibois will again be THE place to visit for everything gay.

Please send your flowers and words of congratulations directly to the PoliBois headquarters.