UPDATE: Explanation of NYC Position

Just some clarification for everyone...

This is what most people think of on St. Patrick's Day:

He's cute, he's happy and above all EXTREMELY GAY!

This is (apparently) what New Yorkers think of on St. Patrick's Day:

He's ugly, he's scary and boy does he hate the gays!

St. Patrick's Day Not for Gays

New York City = Gay Mecca...right? I mean, really...where (except maybe San Francisco and the townhouse the PoliBois habitate on Capitol Hill) is gayer than NYC? Not exactly the place you would expect to find discrimination, but lo and behold, NYC hates the gays too!

For the 16th "straight year" (gotta love the WaPo's play on words!) the gays are banned from marching in the city's St. Patrick's Day Parade. Kudos to Christine Quinn, openly gay City Council Speaker who will be boycotting today's parade (and really... why not just get drunk at home like the rest of us?)

NYC hates the gays

Please Note: When Cruising, Go Easy on the Crack

OH GEORGIE!

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou (aka - George Michael - who knew that wasn't his real name?!) was arrested this weekend in the "Rose Garden" area of Hyde Park in London on drug charges. The Rose Garden is a wooded area that is known for it's "pansies" (ok...so it's the cruising spot... DC peeps...think P Street Beach).

Ok...so Georgie was cruising...he's gay...nothing wrong with that...but it gets worse! Georgie was so high/drunk/drugged/etc. that he was found slumped over the wheel of his car! I'm sorry..but I must just point out that this is not the most attractive position to be in when cruising...

Better luck next time!

Wonkette on Crack!

Blogging about blogs is definitely high on my list of "things that are ridiculous," but I could not resist posting about the new Wonkette. As an avide reader for the past 2 years, I was shocked and dismayed to see the new site design.

I feel like I stumbled upon the "large print" edition for the elderly readers combined with the anime children's verions... WTF?!

It's bad enough that Ms. Wonkette herself barely even posts anymore...now it even looks different! I miss my classic wonkette!:-(

The new and un-improved wonkette

Washington ROCKS!

(not this one...the state one)

After years(more like decades...not just a few years) of stalling and debate, the Washington State Senate today passed an anti-discrimnation bill with a vote of 25-23. The bill will prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation in housing, lending and employment.

There were tears, loving embraces and of course...champagne! (y'all know the gays can't celebrate without a little bubbly!)

The bill is now sent back to the House, where is is expected to be quickly passed and sent to the Governor who will sign it.

It's a good day to be gay in Washington (again..the state...not this washington...although i guess it's good to be gay here too...then again...it's friday...so it's good to be gay just about anywhere...except maybe Alabama...)

Read more in the Seattle PI

He's Gay; and He Doesn't Pay!

An update from across the pond:

In the race for the leader of England's Liberal Democratic Party, Simon Hughes admited he has had homosexual relationships in the past...just days after declaring he had no "skeletons" in his closet. Apparently there weren't any skeletons in the closet...it was just him in there! Sources say he plans to continue his bid to keep his leadership role, and he said that he feels this "does not disqualify me from doing a good job in public life and I propose to carry on doing that with the usual enthusiasm and determination." (something we preach daily in my job at the Victory Fund)!

Just a few days ago, another contender for the Presidency, Mark Oaten, resigned after threats that someone would reveal publicly that he used a "gay rent boy"(whatever that is... i'm thinking it's some queen who pays your rent for you...or something...)

I guess some British Parliament members can get what they want without having to "pay the rent"... good job Mr. Hughes!

BREAKING NEWS: Clay Aiken is Gay!

That's right folks... the American Idol "almost" winner and teen heartthrob Clay Aiken is gay!

All i can say is: "well....DUH!"

Leave it to the National Enquirer to print a shockingly obvious story! NE's latest issues details Clay's affair with an ex-army ranger who claimes the two engaged in a late night hotel "romp" after talking online (Clay's sn was apparently "ValleyPrettyBoy"). Not only is he gay..he's also a slut: " within five minutes he started to feel my arms and put his hands on my leg...before I knew it, we were having unprotected sex."

So how do we know this is true? How can it be that our dear dear "straight" idol is gay? Mr. Army has the cum-rag(aka "DNA-encrusted washrag") to proove it! (no really, i'm not kidding...)

So i hope we have all learned a lesson here... when you are a flaming, blatant homosexual, make sure you take your DNA-encrusted washrag with you when you leave a shady motel in NC...or you might just be outed by the National Enquirer.

NY Daily News

Mean Girls

In our continuing coverage of the American Idol auditions, I have run into yet another CNN article about those crazy judges...going in-depth to discover why they are so mean..

Weight and sexuality are favorite targets, as in previous seasons and just like around the typical school yard. But there is new venom in everybody's blood, and emotional fragility be damned.

Yes, that's right.. DAMN YOU emotional fragility!

Read more on CNN

Texas TOO Gay Friendly for the Church?!

So here's something I never thought I would write a post about... apparently Texas likes the gays a little too much, at least too much for the Southern Baptist Convention. The SBC has broken ties with the Faith Harbour Church in Baytown, TX, because they were allowing another (gay-friendly!) congregation to meet in their church. OH THE HORRORS!

The other congregation's website says that they "welcome and affirm homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people." And get this...they have a woman minister! A WOMAN!! Isn't she suppsoed to be cooking and cleaning for her husband? what does she think she is doing.

When the Faith Harbour Church defended their actions and said they would continue to allow the gay-enablers to meet there, the Southern Bapstist Convention cut all ties.

who knew texas had gay-friendly people in it? C-R-A-Z-Y!

read what the American Family Association has to say

More Jesus!

So apparently the PoliBois are on a Jesus fix today... first Kanye West, then the most amazing video you will ever see! (probably not)

This video has recently been released by the official Jesus library, and is thought to be actual proof that Jesus was gay... (like any straight men strip down and sing Gloria Gaynor?!)

You HAVE to see this video!

p.s. - watch out for the surprise ending!

Watch Gay Jesus!

Bush has Awkward Gay Moment

While speaking to a group of students at Kansas State University on Monday, Bush was asked by a student if he had seen "Brokeback Mountain." Bush seemed flustered..and said something which didn't make much sense (can we expect much more out of him" he responded by saying he had not seen the movie and telling the student "I hope you go - you know... I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say."

What was really going through his mind was: "who let the gay in here? I thought we screened all these audiences...dammit!"

My favorite part of the story though is what happened after he uttered this nonsensical sentence: "The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant." YAY! Bush is an idiot! WOO HOO!

God people in Kansas are stupid!

Read more: LA Times

Untwist Your Panties. We're Back, Bitches!

Alright bois and gurls, we totally ran off once again. We are such bad bloggers people! We promise, we made a New Year's Resolution to post at least one blog a day. Perhaps we can stop using the time on the toilet to read Entertainment Weekly and spend that time blogging. Now that's a picture to take with you for the rest of the day. But there is definitely a direct correlation between when we stopped blogging and when we installed the magazine rack in our apartment's bathroom. Bad twinks! Bad!

UPDATE: It is only half the the PoliBois team which has said addiction to toilet reading. He shall remain anonymous. - (it's graham)

PoliBois Died, But Will Thrive Again

It's official. PoliBois could not maintain the blog and their relationship. So, something had to give. Luckily, the blog will stay. You may notice some changes in the coming days. We expect a new regular contributor soon.

Schwarzenegger Veto: PoliBois Debate

Word on the street is the Governator may veto the gay marriage bill in California. This led to intense instant message debate between the PoliBois:

Rusty: if he vetos it, he is done for
Graham: i don't think so
Rusty: i do
Graham: his approval will go do down
Graham: if he signs it
Rusty: his approval is already really low
Graham: most CA are not for it
Rusty: it is evenly split
Graham: yeah, and gays are not really his base
Rusty: 46-46
Graham: so, he would be making his base angry
Rusty: but he needs to reach out beyond his base
Rusty: because right now..everyone hates him
Graham: where is the benefit to him signing it
Graham: he will alienate his core supporters
Rusty: where is the benefit to him vetoing it?
Rusty: at least he would have a legacy
Graham: for political purposes he will veto it
Rusty: a positive legacy
Graham: positive to whom?
Rusty: his political career is already over
Rusty: this is just the first of many which we will see over the next 20 years
Rusty: if he was smart
Rusty: he would sign it
Graham: i think he is more worried about another term than a legacy
Rusty: then that is his mistake

BREAKING NEWS: CA becomes even gayer!

Just a few hours ago, the California State Assembly passed a bill which would legalize gay marriage across the state. This comes just a week after the same bill passed the CA State Senate. The bill will now go to Gov. Schwarzenegger for him to either sign into law or veto.

This is a HUGE moment in the fight for gay marriage, as this is the first time legislation has made it onto any governor's desk. This moment will truly define the political career of the governor. If he signs it, he will be seen as a hero to many in the gay community, and if he vetos it, his political career will be over (in my opinion).

Now...we wait.

Rehnquist Dies...

What is a PoliBoi doing awake (and not drunk) at this hour? While i was trying to watch an awful re-run of MAD-TV, i was rudely interrupted to the breaking news that Chief Justice Rehnquist had died.

Any hope i may have had in the future of this country is now gone. First we see how the government can't respond to a national crisis, and now this administration is going to have a legacy longer than we could have imagined.

Who's up for moving to Canada?

Oh (Gay) Canada!

Last night while we were all trying to figure out who hell this Johnny guy is, Canada legalized gay marriage. Those Canadians...they're always so sneaky!

Canada is now the 4th country in the world to legalize gay marriage, therefore continuing the "gay agenda" of taking over the world.

4 down, 189 to go.

Canada slips it in while US is watchin' Johnny

Still Could Be Right About Supremes

Why do we doubt ourselves? According to ABCNews, Clement is not the pick of Bush! So long Edith. Turns out we may be right after all.

Well, maybe we should just wait till 9 PM like everyone else.

Sadly Speaks for Itself (and our country)

Bush pic from press conference earlier today:

Meet Your New SCOTUS Justice

We've received reports from gays close to the right-wing insider meetings that occur every week at Grover Norquist's American's for Tax Reform that right-wing activists close to the President are going to recommend that he nominate a black woman for Supreme Court Justice. They believe Democrats will have a harder time attacking a black woman, even if she is a wolf in sheep's clothing. And that leaves us with:

JANICE ROGERS BROWN

That's right, we are going with that prediction and sticking with it. You remember JRB, right? You know, the woman that the gang of 14 so stupidly promoted. Some say she is worse than Scalia and Thomas, if that is possible.

And all indications are this is the way Bush will go. Laura Bush has been going around practically foreshadowing a female pick. The Hotline recently gave a presentation and predicted Bush would pick a divisive individual like Brown.

The Post reports that GOP allies believe the President will make a pick this week.

This could turn out worse than the Situation with Tucker Carlson!

*Note: PoliBoi Rusty did most of the investigative reporting and sleeping-around for this post.