Gay T-Ball Player

How could this have happened? Someone get the Department of Homeland Security on the line. Could someone get Karl Rove? Rove, please, now!

In a humiliating display at the White House T-Ball Game, it appears that one of the players is gay and the evidence is more than clear:

Fred Hickman of ESPN was the play-by-play announcer and filled the time between batters by talking about their favorite things. One player, Hickman said, loves "SpongeBob SquarePants" and wants to be an FBI agent when he grows up.

A worshiper of the most insidious of all gay icons allowed to play on the field???!!! Luckily Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings was there to demand that funding be slashed for future T-ball games. Someone is going to be fired for this one.

T-ball Gone Terribly Wrong...