Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Tigger and Piglet Dead


Winnie the Pooh is madly depressed. Friends Tigger and Piglet died this weekend. Pooh was about to take anti-depressants to cope with the pain when long-time friend Tom Cruise unexpectedly admitted he was gay and proposed to Pooh. Now Pooh is on a healthy regiment of science-fiction and Katie Holmes devouring. Scrumptious!

Remembering Tigger...
http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/27/obit.fiedler.ap/index.html

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