Monday, May 16, 2005

B.F. Back on the Prowl


If you are under the age of 25 and live in the DC metro area, please be on the lookout for this man... He has recently been dumped (amically so they say) but coincidentally just 2 weeks after his scandalous ass-grabbing incident with Mike Evans at Equality Forum.

He is not believed to be armed and dangerous, but can be quite obnoxious and have wandering hands.


We're not dead!

Just FYI... the polibois are not dead... I know all of our thousands of fans who check back every 15 minutes because you NEED our witty posts to survive thought we had died...i mean, it has been over a week!

we are alive and well, and now fully back on the pursuit of all things hott!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Microsoft Goes Erect

Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer did the right thing. Here is a portion of the statement he released today:

After looking at the question from all sides, I've concluded that diversity in the workplace is such an important issue for our business that it should be included in our legislative agenda. Since our beginning nearly 30 years ago, Microsoft has had a strong business interest in recruiting and retaining the best and brightest and most diverse workforce possible. I’m proud of Microsoft's commitment to non-discrimination in our internal policies and benefits, but our policies can’t cover the range of housing, education, financial and similar services that our people and their partners and families need. Therefore, it’s appropriate for the company to support legislation that will promote and protect diversity in the workplace.

Accordingly, Microsoft will continue to join other leading companies in supporting federal legislation that would prohibit employment discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation – adding sexual orientation to the existing law that already covers race, sex, national origin, religion, age and disability. Given the importance of diversity to our business, it is appropriate for the company to endorse legislation that prohibits employment discrimination on all of these grounds. Obviously, the Washington State legislative session has concluded for this year, but if legislation similar to HB 1515 is introduced in future sessions, we will support it.

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Dead? Still a Member of HRC

The Human Rights Campaign apparently does not care whether your are dead or alive. You can still be a member.

In an "investigative report", the Washington Blade has uncovered HRC's unique way of calculating membership. You know, they have 650,000 members, right? They never let us forget. If you have ever given them a dollar or bought something in their store, you are a member. In fact, you stay a member until you die. And unless you tell them you've died, you are still a member!

If this does not help their credibility, I don't know what does! Though, it does make a lot of sense why they seem to fail so miserably at everything. Dead people make it difficult when you call a vote.

Read more about the HRC dead club, click here...

Gays to Kerry: You're a Fucking Loser

Remember John Kerry? No. That's okay, we tried to stop having nightmares about him too. Apparently he's the idiot that lost a Presidential election to another idiot who was losing a war for America and had a failing economy. Right, that idiot. So, who cares what he has to say? Hopefully no one.

Well the biggest loser of 2004, is now telling the Massachusetts State Democratic Party not to endorse same-sex marriage in their platform. "I think it's the wrong thing, and I'm not sure it reflects the broad view of the Democratic Party in our state," says Kerry. However, the majority of Democrats in his state do support same-sex marriage. Perhaps Kerry spent/wasted too much time in the heartland. The Party will work on their platform in a meeting next week.

Why do we still have to hear from this man? Kerry: GO AWAY!

Read more about the biggest loser in 2005, click here...

Thursday, May 05, 2005

FDA Scared of Homo Juice

The Federal Drug Administration is asking sperm banks to bar gay men who have had sex in the past five years from donating. The FDA claims that gays are more likely than most populations to contract HIV/AIDS. So, does this mean they do not require HIV/AIDS tests for straight sperm donors?

Of course, we know this has nothing to do with the spread of AIDS. This totally has to do with the spread of GAY. GAY is most prevalent among gay men. Symptoms include limp wrists, glitter and high-pitched lisps. Test tubes contaminated with GAY often sparkle and tilt forward.

Click here to read more about reducing GAY...

I Order You To Teach Nothing

A Federal Judge in Baltimore, MD has issued a ruling that bars Montgomery County schools in Maryland from teaching a sex ed curriculum that teaches lesbian and gay youth that it is okay to be themselves. Instead, we should probably get more cozy with the fact that we may see a few more suicide notes in the paper from these youth. For the sake of Christian love, of course.

By making gay and lesbian youth feel good about who they are, the judge ruled "the program depicts some Christian sects, notably Baptists, as unenlightened and Biblically misguided." Right, and the Rapture is going to be here tomorrow!

"Judge Williams implied the system was taking a position of morals by urging sensitivity toward gays and lesbians." Because the most rational are those who believe that being sensitive towards gay and lesbians is against God and people who support gay and lesbian youth are going straight to hell.

Hey Judge Williams: "YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE"

To read more about Christian and judicial love, click here...

She's Fucking Brilliant

Paris Hilton is a genius! We just don't know it yet. Um, right. So says a new interview posted on

Although, consider the source:
Q: So what could you possibly do on "Simple Life 4"?

HILTON: Go to Maui.

Q: Why?

HILTON: They want to sex it up, have us more in swimsuits and stuff.

Q: But what would you do?

HILTON: I don't know. We could work as lifeguards or work in a hotel or something.

Q: "Baywatch" tried that and it didn't work.

HILTON: Tried what?

Q: They went from the United States to Hawaii, which I guess is technically the United States. Anyway, it didn't work. [Editor's note: Hawaii, of course, is one of the United States.)

HILTON: (Silence.)

Although, maybe Paris is brilliant. We too would be struck silent if someone we were talking to didn't know Hawaii is in the United States (more than technically). Now Alaska, that is totally a technicality.

Read more from this dumb and dumber encounter...

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

At Least PETA is Pleased

Over the course of the past decade, many states allowed children in their foster care programs to be enrolled in experiments focusing on HIV/AIDS drug treatments. Some of these trials resulted in "higher rates" of death among the children. Many of the children in the experiments were not given independent advocates, a federal requirement for any foster child participating in an experiment that carries more than a minimal risk to the subject. Of course, the review boards at all hospitals conducting the studies found that the trials carried minimal risks.

Because, when you are dealing with the life of a child who has no one, it is important to find loopholes to avoid those pesky rules and laws that are supposed to protect them. Now what is that oath you take when you become a doctor? Oh, right! I forgot too...

To find out more about how we deal with poor and minority children in this country, click here...

All Heil King Brownback

Senator/King Brownback, who oversees the appropriation of funds for the District of Columbia, has gotten his way. That hot bottom Brownback is not letting the District fuck him anymore.

Brownback issued a threat to the District to screw with its funding if DC's Attorney General got his way and DC allowed same-sex couples married in other states to file joint tax forms in DC. So, it seems like now the District is getting fucked and Mayor Tony Williams loves it.

Way to stand up for the gays when it counts Tony! Good thing you've got all that political capital.

Isn't it grand to live in a country that allows a 90% Democratic region to be ruled by a hardcore Republican?

Read more about the hott Brownback action...

How Dare You Teach Tolerance!

Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays, a group that has proven time and time again, no matter how hard they try, that gay people cannot change their sexuality and magically become straight, is now suing the Montgomery County School Board in Maryland. The group claims that a new curriculum discriminates against so-called "ex-gays" by teaching tolerance towards gay students, providing gay students with resources so they don't hate themselves like "ex-gays," and by telling students a fact: Most gay people cannot become straight no matter how much they force themselves to try and suffer doing so. SHOCKING! In the mean time, ex-gays are mocking the movement for equal rights by claiming discrimination. It's like the KKK getting angry at a school that promotes tolerance towards black students. Absolutely astounding.

Contact PFOX today:

Feel free to call and voice your thoughts:
PFOX Media spokespersons:

Regina Griggs 703-360-2225 (Ask her about her gay son. No really, ask!)

Melissa Coffey 703-591-4673

Read more about this absolutely disgusting and baseless lawsuit...

Monday, May 02, 2005

When You Give a Village Idiot a Cookie...

It might have made sense at first. In an effort to get rid of village idiots, Kansas elected all theirs to the Kansas School Board. At least there their activity could be monitored. And really, a child's education is less important than ensuring your neighborhood is without an idiot.

Well, now Kansas is about to get bit on its ass. Soon the whole state will look like it is composed of idiots. It appears the Kansas School Board, full of the state's idiots, is attempting to replace the theory of evolution in the state's textbooks with the absurdity of creationism. Perhaps they are simply proving the point that a society can evolve and also devolve.

Frankly, I am quite pleased to know I came from a monkey. It makes me feel secure when I get the notion that I want to throw some fecal matter around in my apartment.

Read more about the brilliance of Kansas...