Monday, January 30, 2006

Wonkette on Crack!

Blogging about blogs is definitely high on my list of "things that are ridiculous," but I could not resist posting about the new Wonkette. As an avide reader for the past 2 years, I was shocked and dismayed to see the new site design.

I feel like I stumbled upon the "large print" edition for the elderly readers combined with the anime children's verions... WTF?!

It's bad enough that Ms. Wonkette herself barely even posts anymore...now it even looks different! I miss my classic wonkette!:-(

The new and un-improved wonkette

Friday, January 27, 2006

Washington ROCKS!

(not this one...the state one)

After years(more like decades...not just a few years) of stalling and debate, the Washington State Senate today passed an anti-discrimnation bill with a vote of 25-23. The bill will prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation in housing, lending and employment.

There were tears, loving embraces and of course...champagne! (y'all know the gays can't celebrate without a little bubbly!)

The bill is now sent back to the House, where is is expected to be quickly passed and sent to the Governor who will sign it.

It's a good day to be gay in Washington (again..the state...not this washington...although i guess it's good to be gay here too...then again...it's friday...so it's good to be gay just about anywhere...except maybe Alabama...)

Read more in the Seattle PI

He's Gay; and He Doesn't Pay!

An update from across the pond:

In the race for the leader of England's Liberal Democratic Party, Simon Hughes admited he has had homosexual relationships in the past...just days after declaring he had no "skeletons" in his closet. Apparently there weren't any skeletons in the closet...it was just him in there! Sources say he plans to continue his bid to keep his leadership role, and he said that he feels this "does not disqualify me from doing a good job in public life and I propose to carry on doing that with the usual enthusiasm and determination." (something we preach daily in my job at the Victory Fund)!

Just a few days ago, another contender for the Presidency, Mark Oaten, resigned after threats that someone would reveal publicly that he used a "gay rent boy"(whatever that is... i'm thinking it's some queen who pays your rent for you...or something...)

I guess some British Parliament members can get what they want without having to "pay the rent"... good job Mr. Hughes!

BREAKING NEWS: Clay Aiken is Gay!

That's right folks... the American Idol "almost" winner and teen heartthrob Clay Aiken is gay!

All i can say is: "well....DUH!"

Leave it to the National Enquirer to print a shockingly obvious story! NE's latest issues details Clay's affair with an ex-army ranger who claimes the two engaged in a late night hotel "romp" after talking online (Clay's sn was apparently "ValleyPrettyBoy"). Not only is he gay..he's also a slut: " within five minutes he started to feel my arms and put his hands on my leg...before I knew it, we were having unprotected sex."

So how do we know this is true? How can it be that our dear dear "straight" idol is gay? Mr. Army has the cum-rag(aka "DNA-encrusted washrag") to proove it! (no really, i'm not kidding...)

So i hope we have all learned a lesson here... when you are a flaming, blatant homosexual, make sure you take your DNA-encrusted washrag with you when you leave a shady motel in NC...or you might just be outed by the National Enquirer.

NY Daily News

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Mean Girls

In our continuing coverage of the American Idol auditions, I have run into yet another CNN article about those crazy judges...going in-depth to discover why they are so mean..
Weight and sexuality are favorite targets, as in previous seasons and just like around the typical school yard. But there is new venom in everybody's blood, and emotional fragility be damned.
Yes, that's right.. DAMN YOU emotional fragility!

Read more on CNN

Texas TOO Gay Friendly for the Church?!

So here's something I never thought I would write a post about... apparently Texas likes the gays a little too much, at least too much for the Southern Baptist Convention. The SBC has broken ties with the Faith Harbour Church in Baytown, TX, because they were allowing another (gay-friendly!) congregation to meet in their church. OH THE HORRORS!

The other congregation's website says that they "welcome and affirm homosexuals, bisexuals, and transgendered people." And get this...they have a woman minister! A WOMAN!! Isn't she suppsoed to be cooking and cleaning for her husband? what does she think she is doing.

When the Faith Harbour Church defended their actions and said they would continue to allow the gay-enablers to meet there, the Southern Bapstist Convention cut all ties.

who knew texas had gay-friendly people in it? C-R-A-Z-Y!

read what the American Family Association has to say

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

More Jesus!

So apparently the PoliBois are on a Jesus fix today... first Kanye West, then the most amazing video you will ever see! (probably not)

This video has recently been released by the official Jesus library, and is thought to be actual proof that Jesus was gay... (like any straight men strip down and sing Gloria Gaynor?!)

You HAVE to see this video!

p.s. - watch out for the surprise ending!

Watch Gay Jesus!

Bush has Awkward Gay Moment

Bush a gay cowboy?While speaking to a group of students at Kansas State University on Monday, Bush was asked by a student if he had seen "Brokeback Mountain." Bush seemed flustered..and said something which didn't make much sense (can we expect much more out of him" he responded by saying he had not seen the movie and telling the student "I hope you go - you know... I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say."

What was really going through his mind was: "who let the gay in here? I thought we screened all these audiences...dammit!"

My favorite part of the story though is what happened after he uttered this nonsensical sentence: "The audience applauded, even though it was not clear what Bush meant." YAY! Bush is an idiot! WOO HOO!

God people in Kansas are stupid!

Read more: LA Times

Untwist Your Panties. We're Back, Bitches!

Alright bois and gurls, we totally ran off once again. We are such bad bloggers people! We promise, we made a New Year's Resolution to post at least one blog a day. Perhaps we can stop using the time on the toilet to read Entertainment Weekly and spend that time blogging. Now that's a picture to take with you for the rest of the day. But there is definitely a direct correlation between when we stopped blogging and when we installed the magazine rack in our apartment's bathroom. Bad twinks! Bad!

UPDATE: It is only half the the PoliBois team which has said addiction to toilet reading. He shall remain anonymous. - (it's graham)