Thursday, May 05, 2005

FDA Scared of Homo Juice

The Federal Drug Administration is asking sperm banks to bar gay men who have had sex in the past five years from donating. The FDA claims that gays are more likely than most populations to contract HIV/AIDS. So, does this mean they do not require HIV/AIDS tests for straight sperm donors?

Of course, we know this has nothing to do with the spread of AIDS. This totally has to do with the spread of GAY. GAY is most prevalent among gay men. Symptoms include limp wrists, glitter and high-pitched lisps. Test tubes contaminated with GAY often sparkle and tilt forward.

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