Thursday, May 05, 2005

She's Fucking Brilliant

Paris Hilton is a genius! We just don't know it yet. Um, right. So says a new interview posted on CNN.com.

Although, consider the source:
Q: So what could you possibly do on "Simple Life 4"?

HILTON: Go to Maui.

Q: Why?

HILTON: They want to sex it up, have us more in swimsuits and stuff.

Q: But what would you do?

HILTON: I don't know. We could work as lifeguards or work in a hotel or something.

Q: "Baywatch" tried that and it didn't work.

HILTON: Tried what?

Q: They went from the United States to Hawaii, which I guess is technically the United States. Anyway, it didn't work. [Editor's note: Hawaii, of course, is one of the United States.)

HILTON: (Silence.)


Although, maybe Paris is brilliant. We too would be struck silent if someone we were talking to didn't know Hawaii is in the United States (more than technically). Now Alaska, that is totally a technicality.

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