Wednesday, July 06, 2005

The Subversive Status-Quo

If you need any proof that gays will never be able to please religious conservatives, you need only read opinionette Sharon Hughes' column. Apparently Sharon is pissed off that Pride parades no longer feature gyrating crotches and multiple drag queens. Now they feature gay families that are almost...well..."normal". Oh GOD! Sharon says that this means the gay agenda will soon be fully realized. And yes, I sodomized her child last night. HOT!

And here we thought Log Cabin Republicans hated themselves all this time. Not at all, they have been the most radical of us all.

Can't win conservatives...

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