Monday, April 25, 2005

Elton John is Gay???!!!

First the Village People, now this?! Does the homosexual agenda know no bounds.

After years of being an apologist for Eminem, apparently Elton John is gay after all and plans to marry his lover David Furnish. And, it certainly is not for love. John cited tax write-offs as the driving force for the wedding. How romantic Reginald.

Oh, but the romanticism does not stop there. As Elton says: ""There will be no honeymoon. I'm on tour." Oh, I swoon. Where is a man to bring such love into my life?


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