Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Jesus Packs a Brown Bag Lunch

Where would we be without Odessa, Texas? For that matter, where would we be without Texas? A hell of a lot further than we are now.

Students in Odessa's high school will soon have the opportunity to take Bible study as an elective for credit. It was not yet clear whether it would be a history or literature class. Just sit back and imagine the test questions:
The Bible Says Homosexuals will:
a) Burn in hell for all eternity
b) Burn quickly, but politely
c) Convert your children into American-hating muslims
d) All of the above

Read more about the separation of chuch and state

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