Friday, August 20, 2004

Bush Twins at a gay wedding?

Our sources tell us that the Bush twins will be attending a gay wedding ceremony... Barbie and Jennie have received an invitation to the wedding of Erwin Gomez(a tragic queen) and his partner(an even more tragic queen). (on a side note...the tragic queen remarks are justified as we have had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting this couple - VOMIT!) The couple was married in San Francisco in Feb, and is now going to be holding a ceremony next month here near DC.

One may ask...what are the Bushes doing fraternizing with gays? Erwin waxes their precious little brows! And who wouldn't want to see their brow-waxer happily married?


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