Does anybody want to SHAVE my hairy ass? - 38
Reply to: email@example.comDate: 2004-08-26, 2:19AM EDT
I'm looking for somebody who's totally into shaving my hairy ass. I want you to work my big bubble-ass into a rich lather and then shave it as close as possible until it's nice and smooth. Then finish off with rubbing down my newly smoothed butt with some lotion.
While the idea does sound really amazing, what are we going to get out of it? Finish off with lotioning your ass? It sounds like a bikini wax gone horribly wrong. And really, do you really want strangers hacking away at your ass with a razor?
Think these things through people!